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Patients[]

Main article: Patients

The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. They will need to undergo a full course of Diagnosis and Treatment before being discharged - if they survive!

Emergency and VIP Patients[]

VIP-Patients-Icon
Main article: Emergencies

A special type of patient will be heralded by a Emergencies letter in the player's inbox. There are two types of such emergencies.

Mostly, these will consist of a set number of patients with a particular illness, all of whom will arrive upon the player accepting the case (although refusal is an option if the player does not have the means to cope with it). They will be fully diagnosed upon arrival, and as such, will proceed straight to the appropriate treatment room.

In Lower Bullocks and Pebberley Reef, another type of emergency will occur. In this case, the Emergencies letter will offer the player a single VIP patient, who will require the full diagnosis before treatment.

In both cases, the patients in question will have a blue-and-red flashing emergency light above their head, and have their name suffixed with "(VIP)". Each emergency will have a set of rewards based upon the number of successful treatments.

VIP Visitors[]

VIP-Icon
Agatha-Sphere-Jasmine-Odyssey

Each hospital has a roster of VIP Visitors that may visit in order to conduct an inspection. A Letter-VIP-Icon letter will arrive in the player's inbox, announcing their intentions. Unlike Staff Objectives or Emergencies, which can be safely filed away for later, VIPs will not wait, and will take silence as consent. In some cases, the visit may be refused; others, such as Henry Jobsworth, will arrive whether the player is ready or not.

Marked by the three-pointed crown icon above their head, the VIPs will stroll around the hospital, visiting between three and six rooms, while also inspecting the Corridors and talking to Staff and Patients along the way. Each VIP will have their own areas of focus, such as the environment itself, patient care, staff wellbeing and so on. They will also have a set of rooms they prefer to visit, if available. These are all specified on each VIP's page.

Having judged the hospital by their preferred criteria, the VIP will then leave the hospital, upon which the player will receive another Emergencies letter, this time with the results of the assessment. If they are pleased, the player will receive rewards. If not, they will instead reduce the hospital's reputation, or occasionally impose a monetary fine.

List of VIP Visitors[]

Henry-Jobsworth

Henry-Jobsworth-Icon Henry Jobsworth
A Health Inspector from the Two Point County Board of Health and Safety.


Sally-Figblanket

Sally-Figblanket-Icon Sally Figblanket
Investigative reporter for Two Point Radio.


Tabitha-Windsock

Tabitha-Windsock-Icon Tabitha Windsock
The Mayor of Two Point County and founder of the eco-city Windsock.


Tarquin-Foxbridge

Tarquin-Foxbridge-Icon Tarquin Foxbridge
Two Point County Health Minister and general curmudgeon.


Roderick-Cushion

Roderick-Cushion-Icon Roderick Cushion
Two Point County's most famous actor, primarily known for the "Brisk and Livid" film series.


Jasmine-Odyssey

Jasmine-Odyssey-Icon Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey
Two Point County's most famous pop star, whose debut album "Salivation" has spawned such instant classics as "Fish Whispers" and "Nice Smelling Face".


Augustus-Lavender

Augustus-Lavender-Icon Augustus Lavender Emergency-Dispatch-Map-Rival-Holistix
The CEO of Holistix, purveyors of "alternative medicine", and rather a nuisance in and of himself.


Sophie-Nova

Sophie-Nova-Icon Sophie Nova Emergency-Dispatch-Map-Rival-Bungle-Technologies
CEO of Bungle Technologies, and friendly collaborator on such projects as The Superbug Initiative and R.E.M.I. X.


Agatha-Sphere

Agatha-Sphere-Icon Agatha Sphere Emergency-Dispatch-Map-Rival-The-Orb-Foundation
The CEO of The Orb Foundation, an unabashed cult, who seek to bilk their victims out of their hard-earned cash.


Jumbo-McNally

Jumbo-McNally-Icon Jumbo McNally Emergency-Dispatch-Map-Rival-Jumbo-MegaCorp
CEO of Jumbo MegaCorp, Two Point County's most exploitative and soul-sucking corporation.


Bartholomew-F-Yeti

Bartholomew-F-Yeti-Icon Bartholomew F. Yeti BF-Icon
The wise and cultured patron and advocate of the Bigfoot Foundation.


Wiggy-Silverbottom

Wiggy-Silverbottom-Icon Wiggy Silverbottom PI-Icon
An eccentric millionaire who is questing for the Fountain of Youth on Pebberley Island.


Charlatene-Fishwrapper

Charlatene-Fishwrapper-Icon Charlatene Fishwrapper CE-Icon
A mysterious investigative journalist with an odd communicative style.


Flanolin-Onionsack

Flanolin-Onionsack-Icon Flanolin Onionsack OTG-Icon
A single-minded sort, intent on ensuring the green credentials of the hospitals he visits.

Visits: OTG-Icon All Hospitals


Zara-Fitzpocket

Zara-Fitzpocket-Icon Zara Fitzpocket CS-Icon
One of Two Point County's most prominent artists, who works in multiple media and enjoys many celebrity connections.

Visits: CS-Icon All Hospitals
Zara will invite her friends to Fitzpocket Academy. These may include:
Tabitha-Windsock-Icon
Tabitha Windsock Jasmine-Odyssey-Icon
Jasmine Odyssey Roderick-Cushion-Icon
Roderick Cushion
Bartholomew-F-Yeti-Icon
Bartholomew F. Yeti Wiggy-Silverbottom-Icon
Wiggy Silverbottom Charlatene-Fishwrapper-Icon
Charlatene Fishwrapper


Captain-Yesterday

Captain-Yesterday-Icon Captain Yesterday ASIT-Icon
Entrepreneur, time-traveller, shill, the Captain does it all.

Visits: ASIT-Icon All Hospitals

Gretchen Gearbox[]

Gretchen-Gearbox

Gretchen-Gearbox-Icon Gretchen Gearbox SR-Icon
Although the Speedy Recovery DLC does feature a new VIP, she is not an inspector of any kind, instead serving as a member of staff, in the style of Doctor Roderick Cushion. The player's newest ally, Gretchen Gearbox is tasked with creating, upgrading and maintaining the ambulance fleet, as well as passing on her skills to Janitors through Staff Training.

Works in: SR-Icon All Hospitals

Guest Trainers[]

Main article: Staff Training
Training-Icon

Guest Trainers can be deployed in order to teach new Qualifications that are not possessed by an existing member of staff, or simply if such a member of staff is needed elsewhere. For a fixed cost per session, plus an additional fee per student, they can be summoned to a Training room in order to conduct a lesson.

They are fixed characters, as opposed to hirable staff, and as such can only teach one course at a time. Between them, they cover all of the skills that exist in the game, with the exception of Vehicular Mechanics, which must be taught by Gretchen Gearbox.

Dr B. Pepper[]

Dr-B.-Pepper Trains:

Surgery-Icon Surgery

Particularly skilled at dissection. Obsessed with fizzy drinks.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr E. Huggles[]

Trains:

GP's-Office-Icon General Practice

Finest GP in all the land. Dangerous when playing mini golf.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr-E.-Huggles

Dr Rosie Franklin[]

Dr-Rosie-Franklin Trains:

M.E.G.A-Scan-Icon Radiology
DNA-Lab-Icon Genetics

Has the 'awesome at science' gene.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Herman Freud[]

Trains:

Psychiatry-Icon Psychiatry

Owns the largest collection of bananas in the county.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr-Herman-Freud

Dr Gregory Mouse[]

Dr-Gregory-Mouse Trains:

Diagnostics-Icon Diagnostics

Somehow always ends up being right, much to everyone's annoyance.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Mack Rhodes[]

Trains:

Driving-Icon Driving

The county's foremost expert on running red lights.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr-Mack-Rhodes

Dr Philippa Byrd[]

Dr-Philippa-Byrd Trains:

Flying-Icon Flying

Insists landing is just taking off but backwards, which is why she only teaches one of them.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr Imogen Crank[]

Trains:

Research-Icon Research

Graduate of Mitton University, and one of Bungle's finest. Invented ultrasonic socks.

Training Speed: 160%

Dr-Imogen-Crank

Dr Meredith Beard[]

Dr-Meredith-Beard Trains:

Treatment-Icon Treatment

Once cured a patient with a cattle prod.

Training Speed: 160%

Nurse Bernard Nightingale[]

Trains:

Pharmacy-Icon Pharmacy Management
Injection-Room-Icon Injection Administration

Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.

Training Speed: 160%

Nurse-Bernard-Nightingale

Nurse Gordon Nightingale[]

Nurse-Gordon-Nightingale Trains:

Ward-Icon Ward Management

Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.

Training Speed: 160%

Clive Dude[]

Trains:

Customer-Service-Icon Customer Service

One of the nicest people in the county. Convicted murderer.

Training Speed: 160%

Clive-Dude

Jemima Styles[]

Jemima-Styles Trains:

Marketing-Icon Marketing

Totally fabulous in every conceivable way. Hates everyone.

Training Speed: 160%

Relativity Jones[]

Trains:

Yesterization-Icon Yesterization

Went back in time to train herself (pro bono).

Training Speed: 160%

Relativity-Jones

Bert Fixit[]

Bert-Fixit Trains:

Maintenance-Icon Maintenance

Host of the TV show Spanner Time.

Training Speed: 160%

Peter Geist[]

Trains:

Ghost-Capture-Icon Ghost Capture

Happily married to a ghost.

Training Speed: 160%

Peter-Geist

Penelope Power[]

Penelope-Power Trains:

Mechanics-Icon Mechanics

A world-class engineer. Upgraded herself with telescopic hands.

Training Speed: 160%

Sophie Smiles[]

Trains:

Bedside-Manner-Icon Bedside Manner
Emotional-Intelligence-Icon Emotional Intelligence
Motivation-Icon Motivation
Stamina-Training-Icon Stamina Training
Training-Icon Training Masterclass

Has a second set of teeth, making her grin twice as effective.

Training Speed: 180%

Sophie-Smiles
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