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"How lucky the people who live in Swelbard are! Up there in the mountains, away from the rest of civilisation; cut off; isolated; left alone by this crazy, modern world. It sounds a lot like being in a radio station, actually! Ha, you've got to laugh..."
―Ricky Hawthorn
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Swelbard is the second hospital in World 6 of Two Point Hospital, which requires the Bigfoot DLC. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level Star-Icon in Underlook Hotel. With objectives focusing on training and research, staff recruits will only be student-level with no trained skills, as in Mitton University.

A new clinic illness, Metropolism, will make its first appearance in both its Mechanical and Reptilian forms, along with Urban Mythology, in which they can be treated.

Career Mode[]

Swelbard-Invitation

Dear Hospital Administrator,

I'm so pleased that you decided to come to our corner of Two Point County, Thank you! I'm not sure that they've ever had so many people visiting Underlook, and they've certainly never had so many people returning home, and it's all thanks to you.

Helping a pillar of the region's economy was a great start, and you're beginning to gain a reputation. The benefactors of the Swelbard Research Institute have been in touch, in fact, they've asked if you'd consider converting the Institute into a hospital for the County's most remote town. Whilst you're there, why don't you try and get their research off the ground again?

Keep up the good work.

Your Friend,
Bartholomew F. Yeti

P.S. Bring a hat this time, too.

Swelbard Research Institute
Metropolism

Welcome to Swelbard, the most remote town in all of Two Point County. You've been invited to rejuvenate the Swelbard Research Institute by setting up a research hospital. As well as treating the area's ills, you'll need to complete some of the institute's outstanding research.

Swelbard is an isolated place, so it may be difficult to find staff willing to come here. Any available candidates are likely to be unqualified, desperate, or unskilled townspeople that feel like pitching-in. You'll need to train your faculty if you're going to cure some mountain-people and salvage the Institute's reputation from the academic toilet.

Training and Research[]

In a style reminiscent of Mitton University, the staff members available for recruitment will all be level 1, with no trained skills. Each time a staff member completes a training course, the player will receive a grant of Currency7,500.

Each Star Objective features a research project that must be completed; the first is for the Urban Mythology room, which is succeeded, as with other such room projects, by two researchable upgrades for its machine, the Inner-City-Simulator.

The second and third are unique; like certain of the repeatable research projects, they result in a monetary payout, although in these cases, they can each be run only once.

Research-Icon Roachburger Scandal BF-Icon[]

Roachburger Scandal Research-Project-Roachburger-Scandal
Task Word of the Institute's resurgence has reached the County and now we've been rewarded, the Institute just received its biggest inquiry in half a century. The owner of Roachburger has been court ordered to conduct analysis on their entire menu. This case is a County-wide press event and could elevate the institute to new heights.
Output Currency40,000 Research Points Research-Points 4,000
Unlock BF-Icon Swelbard Star-Icon Green Light Fee Currency1,000
'We've finished our analysis of the Roachburger menu and sent it off to RB Headquarters. They've hired a few dozen lawyers and three gurus and are apparently working on a settlement with the accusers. It's been a great big scandalous mess and our research has been at its juicy and mysterious centre. This has been great publicity for the institute, which is now a power in County research again.'

Research-Icon Project Windsock BF-Icon[]

Project Windsock Research-Project-Project-Windsock
Task Mayor Windsock promised in her campaign that she would lead an evaluation of Two Point County life so thorough that it would conclude whether, and how, society should be structured for the betterment of civilian life. The Mayor's office have made contact with us about conducting this governmental research, the results of which might define the future of the County (forever).
Output Currency100,000 Research Points Research-Points 10,000
Unlock BF-Icon Swelbard Star-IconStar-Icon Green Light Fee Currency1,000
'We've finished our comprehensive evaluation of life in Two Point County. The Mayor's office said that the results were exactly what they were afraid of. They won't be pursuing the project any further, or publishing the results, but thanked us for our cooperation and our continued silence on the matter. A bit sinister I suppose, but working with the Two Point's government, on this project that apparently "confirmed everything is already perfect", has cemented Swelbard as the County's definitive centre of research.'

Star Objectives[]

1 Star Hospital Star-Icon
Requirements Rewards
Currency10,000 Kudosh 100
Unlocked

BF-Icon Roquefort Castle
Metropolism-Poster-Icon Metropolism Poster
Red-Bean-Bag-Icon Red Bean Bag

Click to see completion letter:

Swelbard-1StarLetter

Dear Hospital Administrator,

1 Star Hospital

Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 1 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry.

I had thought that Swelbard was a fictional place, a mechanism with which one might tell a fantastical story, or frighten a miscreant child, so you can imagine my surprise when word reach me of your latest endeavour. Where next will you go: a municipality in the sky, some deserted island, the subterranean home of the mole-people? I would be unsurprised, knowing that your thirst for the nonsensical knows no bounds.

Stay in fantasy-land for more rewards, or return to civilisation and get back to work.

Yours fragrantly,

Tarquin Foxbridge

Health Minister
2 Star Hospital Star-IconStar-Icon
Requirements Rewards
Currency20,000 Kudosh 150
Unlocked

Globe-Icon Globe

Click to see completion letter:

Swelbard-2StarLetter

Dear Hospital Administrator,

2 Star Hospital

Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 2 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry.

There is something quaintly admirable by your pioneering, single-minded spirit. That you should choose to ignore the location of civilised life and flippantly plant your flag in such lifeless and distant ground is a reminder of the vitality, instability and sheer stupidity so characteristic of our times.

Stay in fantasy-land for more rewards, or return to civilisation and get back to work.

Yours fragrantly,

Tarquin Foxbridge

Health Minister
3 Star Hospital Star-IconStar-IconStar-Icon
Requirements Rewards
Currency30,000 Kudosh 200
Unlocked

Burning-Building-Icon Burning Building
Water-Tower-Icon Water Tower
Pylon-Icon Pylon

Click to see completion letter:

Swelbard-3StarLetter

Dear Hospital Administrator,

3 Star Hospital

Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 3 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry.

We, as administrators, are charged with searching for the best place for each cog for the sake of the machine at large. I can see, now, that your reclusive research hospital is the perfect place, a safe-haven, for the inquisitive hermits amongst us. Properly utilising this peculiar resource should prove beneficial to our wider healthcare infrastructure. How delectably cunning.

Yours fragrantly,

Tarquin Foxbridge

Health Minister

Plot Information[]

Plot No. Cost Size Time to Build Prerequisite
2 Currency25,000 896m2 16 Days -
3 Currency30,000 1196m2 16 Days -
4 Currency35,000 1104m2 16 Days -
5 Currency45,000 1152m2 16 Days -
6 Currency45,000 928m2 16 Days -
7 Currency65,000 1152m2 16 Days -
8 Currency65,000 1264m2 16 Days -

Illnesses Encountered[]

Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Swelbard, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance General Admittance, on an emergency-only basis Emergencies, or possibly both.

The CharactersTab-Icon icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.

Illnesses with a Star Level (Star-Icon, Star-IconStar-Icon or Star-IconStar-IconStar-Icon) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved.

Room Illness General Admittance Emergencies
Chromatherapy-Icon Chromatherapy
Grey Anatomy Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Clown-Clinic-Icon Clown Clinic
Jest Infection Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon7
De-Lux-Clinic-Icon De-Lux Clinic
Headcrabedness Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Lightheadedness Star-IconStar-Icon
DNA-Lab-Icon DNA Lab
Evergreen Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Half Pipe Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon5
Shin Blintz Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon5
Tartan Telomeres Star-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Doghouse-Icon Doghouse
Barking Mad Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Fracture-Ward-Icon Fracture Ward
Boneless Thighs Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Inverted 1080 Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Injection-Room-Icon Injection Room
Curdled Blood Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Eye Candy Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Rantlers Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon7
Thin Skinned Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Pans-Lab-Icon Pans Lab
Pandemic Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon7
Pest-Control-Icon Pest Control
Animal Magnetism Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Pharmacy-Icon Pharmacy
Cold Shoulder Star-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Face Plant Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Skull Chutney Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon8
Sweet Teeth Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Psychiatry-Icon Psychiatry
Bard Flu Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Bloaty Dread Reject-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Emperor Complex Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon7
Paranoyance Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Surgery-Icon Surgery
Blaggis Star-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Cheese Bored Star-Icon Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Urban-Mythology-Icon Urban Mythology
Mechanical Metropolism Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon7
Reptilian Metropolism
Ward-Icon Ward
Anomalitis Star-IconStar-Icon Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Aurora Snorealis Star-Icon Accept-Icon Accept-Icon CharactersTab-Icon6
Sore Judgement Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -
Tongue Splinters Accept-Icon Reject-Icon -

Supplemental Information[]

Visitors
Henry-Jobsworth-Icon
Henry Jobsworth Sally-Figblanket-Icon
Sally Figblanket Sophie-Nova-Icon
Sophie Nova
Bartholomew-F-Yeti-Icon
Bartholomew F. Yeti
Disasters
Disaster-Warning-Icon
Avalanche Disaster-Warning-Icon
Hailstorm
Online Challenges
Cured-Icon
Cures Challenge Research-Icon
Research Challenge Training-Icon
Training Challenge
Awards
Rising-Star-Icon
Rising Star Patients'-Choice-Award-Icon
Patients' Choice Award
Employer-of-the-Year-Icon
Employer of the Year Most-Prestigious-Hospital-Icon
Most Prestigious Hospital
No-Deaths-Icon
No Deaths Best-Research-Hospital-Icon
Best Research Hospital
Best-Teaching-Hospital-Icon
Best Teaching Hospital Hospital-of-the-Year-Icon
Hospital of the Year

Trivia[]

  • Swelbard's savefile is named 917.
  • Svalbard is a Norwegian archipelago in the Arctic.
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