
- "Rise and shine, everyone! If you happen to be in Lower Bullocks this morning, watch out for the gathering of druids down in Grogbin's Ring. In a total coincidence, the town will also play host to a psychology convention today... should all work out nicely..."
- ―Harrison Wolff
Lower Bullocks is the second hospital in World 1 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level in Hogsport. Progressing through the hospital's objectives will grant upgrades to the Foundation's diagnosis and treatment machines.
A new VIP Visitor will visit the hospital: Two Point Radio's roving reporter, Sally Figblanket, looking for a scoop. Patients can be both treated and diagnosed in the new Psychiatry, while a new diagnosis room, Cardiology, is made available at Star Level . A new clinic illness, Pandemic, will make its first appearance, along with the Pans Lab, in which it can be treated.
Career Mode[]
Welcome to Lower Bullocks. It's a lovely little village with a big problem. A significant proportion believe themselves to be rock stars. There is only one thing that can cure this... Psychiatry.
Only Doctors with a Psychiatry Qualification will be able to diagnose and treat people in a Psychiatry Room. We've managed to find one, but you should keep your eyes peeled for job applicants with Psychiatry and other useful qualifications.
Initial Objectives[]
Psychiatry[]
- Build a Psychiatry
We've been contacted by Bungle Technologies, who run various research hospitals across the county. They have an interesting proposition for us. Their psychiatry licence was recently revoked due to an incident with... well it's best not to go into it. They want to send us psychiatry patients, and in exchange will allow us to buy some of their latest technology.
Until our organisation acquires a research licence, we need all the technology we can get our hands on.
New Technology[]
- Get Hospital Level to 3
- Cure a Patient in Psychiatry
Rewards:
Drug Mixer II
EZ-Scan II
Bungle Technologies have given us access to some of their latest technology: a Pharmacy Drug Mixer upgrade, and a General Diagnosis EZ-Scan machine upgrade. If we buy these for our machines, they will become more powerful, helping us diagnose and cure more patients.
To upgrade a machine, we'll need a Janitor with a Mechanics Qualification. Select the machine and choose the upgrade option. A qualified Janitor will then upgrade the machine over time.
Give it a try and Bungle might have some more tech for us...
New Technology[]
Reward:
Pans Lab
Great, the machine upgrade is complete! Make sure we've got a few fire extinguishers dotted around to keep our precious machine safe.
Bungle Technologies are grateful for our continued support with their psychiatry patients, and have given us access to one of their machines: the Extract-a-Pan. This high tech gadget is great for removal of unwanted kitchen utensils. Look out for people in need of this!
Continue expanding the hospital to unlock some more technology. Buying another plot of land nearby will give us more space to develop the hospital.
Star Objectives[]
1 Star Hospital ![]() | ||
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Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 1 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 1 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. Like lightning, you have made a mockery of your detractors by striking a second time... You are commended on your endeavours into the inner workings of machines and the human mind, respectively. Now, focus on your budding two-headed empire, or add a third head, by opening a new hospital in Flottering, as it's currently not much of an empire. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge | ||
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Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 2 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 2 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. Your organisation's lifespan continues to eclipse even the most daring predictions from our office-wide wager. As you grow larger, and procure new plates that require spinning, the inevitable crash draws nearer and nearer. Best not to think about it. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge | ||
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Click to see completion letter: Dear Hospital Administrator, 3 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 3 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. Being recognised as a first-class establishment is always an accomplishment to be celebrated. May your festivities be righteous, but brief, then get back to work. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge |
Plot Information[]
Plot No. | Cost | Size | Time to Build | Prerequisite |
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960m2 | 16 Days | - |
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600m2 | 16 Days | - |
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1364m2 | 16 Days | - |
Illnesses Encountered[]
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Lower Bullocks, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , on an emergency-only basis
, or possibly both.
The icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.
Illnesses with a Star Level (,
or
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1 Patient must be diagnosed.
Supplemental Information[]
R.E.M.I. X Mode[]
- Main article: R.E.M.I. X
The plots on this level are locked behind challenges. Complete the challenges to unlock the plots and earn a Star.
What's that? Alright, well if it sounds so simple, hurry up and do it then. Blimey.
Plot Challenge Mode[]

First used in Pebberley Island DLC hospital Overgrowth, Plot Challenge Mode involves unlocking plots by fulfilling targets. rather than purchasing them with currency. There are objectives for each of the three plots to be acquired, each of which is active from the beginning of the level.
When the objectives for a plot have been achieved, it will unlock in 10 days. The Star Challenge section below specifies the neceessary objectives that the player must achieve.
Star Challenge[]
REMIX Star Hospital ![]() | ||
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Click to see completion letter: Unlike in Career Mode, completion letters for R.E.M.I. X hospitals are randomly generated, featuring a complimentary word beginning with 'S'. A sample of those included is presented on the main R.E.M.I. X page. |
Illnesses Encountered[]
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Lower Bullocks, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance , onan emergency-only basis
, or possibly both.
The icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information
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Bogwarts | ![]() |
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Lycanthropy | ![]() |
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Verbal Diarrhoea | ![]() |
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Boggled Mind | ![]() |
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Inflated Ego | ![]() |
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Bed Face | ![]() |
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Jazz Hand | ![]() |
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Portishead | ![]() |
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Supplemental Information[]
Trivia[]
- Bullock is a play on the British slang word Bollocks meaning "testicles". Which helps imply why Bullocks is prefaced with "Lower", hence requiring no further explanation here.
- Originally the Star Level 3 objectives required reaching Hospital Level 12, rather than 10, and owning 4 buildings, rather than curing 20 patients.
- Lower Bullocks' savefile is named 902.sav. The R.E.M.I.X version is named 1902.sav