- "A warm greeting to you all this fine morning, especially those of you in Flottering, where renovations have been completed on the bridge that leads to the town's ancient castle. Officials say people crossing over will no longer need to wear parachutes and life jackets. Ah, it just won't be the same!"
- ―Ricky Hawthorn
Flottering is the third hospital in World 1 of Two Point Hospital. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level 
in Lower Bullocks. The Training room is introduced in this hospital, and the objectives will centre around learning to use it.
Two new VIP Visitors will make appearances in Flottering: Tabitha Windsock, Two Point County's illustrious mayor, here to press the flesh, and Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge, no longer content to communicate via the written word. A new clinic illness, Jest Infection, will make its first appearance, along with the Clown Clinic, in which it can be treated.
Career Mode[]
To get the most out of our staff, we'll need to train and promote them. When someone has gained enough experience on the job, and had some training, they will be ready for promotion. By promoting them, their skills increase and they are able to learn a new qualification. They might also want a pay rise.
Firstly though, we'll need a training licence. The Two Point Health Ministry has promised to grant us a licence if we can demonstrate our commitment to staff wellbeing here in Flottering.
Initial Objectives[]
Training Licence[]
- Get Hospital Level to 4
- Hire 7 Staff
- Get Staff Morale to 55%
Reward:
Training
Great news, the Two Point Health Ministry has granted us a training licence! This will allow us to train staff in all of our hospitals. Building a Training Room allows you to run a training course. Staff with a free training slot can go on a course to learn a new qualification.
Flottering has a bit of a problem recently...clowns. They're everywhere! Apparently they keep escaping from the travelling circus. Their high jinks can be a real nuisance. We'll need some new equipment to deal with them.
The Orb Foundation have a patented method for recalibrating the minds of clowns, supporting their rehabilitation back into society. They have offered to supply us with the necessary equipment if we can demonstrate our ability to 'mould' our own staff. Sounds a bit sinister to me, but who am I to judge?
Unlock a Clown Clinic[]
Reward:
Clown Clinic
Star Objectives[]
1 Star Hospital 
| ||
|---|---|---|
| Requirements | Rewards | |
 10,000
|
 100
| |
| Unlocked | ||
|
| ||
|
Click to see completion letter:  Dear Hospital Administrator, 1 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 1 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. You're getting rather good at this, I see, and showing signs of an ability to develop staff from within. How terrible promising. Which is to say: how terrible. Stay there to nurture this fledgling talent, or abandon it altogether and move on to pastures new in our chilly Northern region. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge | ||
| 2 Star Hospital
| ||
| Requirements | Rewards | |
|
20,000
|
150
|
| Unlocked | ||
|
Click to see completion letter:  Dear Hospital Administrator, 2 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 2 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. Greater success gives birth to greater expectations. Everyone wants their supposedly 'fair share'. I'm curious to see how you cope as hungry employees begin to eat away at you like sock-wearing parasites from within. Best wishes to the whole gang down at Flottering. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge | ||
| 3 Star Hospital
| ||
| Requirements | Rewards | |
|
30,000
|
200
|
| Unlocked | ||
|
Click to see completion letter:  Dear Hospital Administrator, 3 Star Hospital Congratulations. Your hospital has been awarded a 3 Star rating by the Two Point Health Ministry. On this venture, you have demonstrated an ability to eke potential out of others, like much needed blood from so many stones, a miracle that you will need to duplicate, if you're ever to do this again. Yours fragrantly, Tarquin Foxbridge | ||
Plot Information[]
| Plot No. | Cost | Size | Time to Build | Prerequisite |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2 | 50,000 |
1032m2 | 16 Days | - |
| 3 | 50,000 |
808m2 | 16 Days | - |
| 4 | 50,000 |
608m2 | 16 Days | - |
| 5 | 50,000 |
1056m2 | 16 Days | - |
Illnesses Encountered[]
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Flottering, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance 
, pn an emergency-only basis 
, or possibly both.
The 
icon, with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies; it may be clicked on for more information.
Illnesses with a Star Level (, or ) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved.
| Room | Illness |
|
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clown Clinic |
Jest Infection | 
|
|
 7
|
| 8
| ||||
 Pans Lab |
Pandemic | |
|
7
|
 Pharmacy |
Lycanthropy |
|
 |
- |
| Misery Guts | |
|
4
| |
| Verbal Diarrhoea | |
|
- | |
 Psychiatry |
Boggled Mind |
|
|
- |
| Freudian Lips | |
|
4
| |
| Mime Crisis | |
|
- | |
| Mock Star | |
|
4
| |
 Ward |
Bed Face | |
|
- |
| Monobrow | |
|
8
| |
| Mucky Feet |
|
|
- | |
Supplemental Information[]
R.E.M.I. X Mode[]
- Main article: R.E.M.I. X
In this scenario, R.E.M.I. X has brutally diminished all of your usual forms of income, including diagnosis and treatment.
But don't worry - I can tell that you were worried, isn't that weird? - because you'll receive ample monetary rewards for completing challenges, or "Side Quests", related to staff development, as well as for training your staff.
Target Challenge Mode[]
Previously introduced in Duckworth-upon-Bilge, Target Challenge Mode makes another appearance. In this hospital, this means that income is halved for diagnoses, treatments and income-providing items such as vending machines; to compensate for this, R.E.M.I. X will issue Side Quests for the player to accomplish, with corresponding monetary rewards and reputation increases.
| Target Goal | Reward | REP |
|---|---|---|
| Train a Staff Member | 25,000
|
 1
|
| Train 2 Staff | 40,000
|
1
|
| Train a Doctor | 30,000
|
1
|
| Train a Nurse | 30,000
|
1
|
| Train an Assistant | 30,000
|
1
|
| Train a Janitor | 30,000
|
1
|
| Get a Level 5 Training | 15,000
|
2
|
| Promote a Staff member | 40,000
|
2
|
| Upgrade a Machine | 25,000
|
1
|
| Cure 3 Patients | 20,000
|
1
|
Star Challenge[]
REMIX Star Hospital 
| ||
|---|---|---|
| Requirements | Rewards | |
| 10,000
|
500
| |
|
Click to see completion letter:  Unlike in Career Mode, completion letters for R.E.M.I. X hospitals are randomly generated, featuring a complimentary word beginning with 'S'. A sample of those included is presented on the main R.E.M.I. X page. | ||
Illnesses Encountered[]
Illnesses will arrive as a general admittance ; no illnesses will appear on an emergency-only basis .
| Room | Illness |
|
| |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clown Clinic |
Jest Infection | |
|
- |
 De-Lux Clinic |
Headcrabedness |
|
|
- |
| Lightheadedness | ||||
| Pans Lab |
Pandemic | |
|
- |
| Pharmacy |
Bogwarts | |
|
- |
| Lycanthropy | |
|
- | |
| Misery Guts | |
|
- | |
| Potty Mouth | |
|
- | |
| Verbal Diarrhoea | |
|
- | |
| Psychiatry |
Boggled Mind | |
|
- |
| Freudian Lips | |
|
- | |
| Inflated Ego | |
|
- | |
| Mime Crisis | |
|
- | |
| Mock Star | |
|
- | |
| Ward |
Bed Face | |
|
- |
| Jazz Hand | |
|
- | |
| Lazy Bones | |
|
- | |
| Monobrow | |
|
- | |
| Mucky Feet | |
|
- | |
| Portishead | |
|
- | |
Supplemental Information[]
| Awards | |||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
Rising Star |  |
Patients' Choice Award | ||
 |
Employer of the Year |  |
Most Prestigious Hospital | ||
 |
No Deaths |  |
Best Research Hospital | ||
 |
Best Teaching Hospital |  |
Hospital of the Year | ||
Trivia[]
Flottering's savefile is named 903.sav. The R.E.M.I.X version is named 1903.sav