Cubism

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Been staring at Picasso paintings for too long? Then I’m afraid you’ve come down with a case of Cubism. It’s fair to say you’re suffering from more than just a mental block.

Take a trip through the Recurvery Unit, where you’ll undergo a hugely non-invasive medical procedure. You’ll be disassembled, turned into a fine paste and squeezed into a human sausage skin before being baked and released back into the community. It’s a new you!

A common illness in those visiting art galleries, cubism spreads on contact with canvas. Interestingly, Impressionists are believed to be genetically immune to it.

Requirements
The following is required to cure this illness.

Treatment Room

 * Recurvery Room

Staff

 * Doctor