Headcrabedness

Headcrabedness is a visual illness first seen in Hogsport. This illness can be treated in a De-Lux Clinic by a doctor. Any patient who would otherwise show up with Lightheadedness has a 15% chance of having this illness instead.

Diagnosis
The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing: Illness Difficulty: 20%

Treatment
The following is required to treat this illness:

Hospital Appearances
Below is a list of hospitals in which this illness will appear. The illness may arrive as a general admittance, on an emergency only basis , or possibly both, dependant on the hospital.

The icon, accompanied by a number, represents how many patients can be expected in the emergency groups that arrive.

Where the hospital features a Star Level (,or) next to it, this illness will only appear as a general admittance after that Star Level has been achieved. The illness may appear earlier than this in an emergency, if applicable.

The icon indicates that the illnesses appears in the R.E.M.I. X variant of that hospital. This will always be listed separately to the Career Mode version of the same hospital. It is possible that any given illness may appear in both versions.

Trivia

 * The Head Crab is borrowed from the Half-Life game series created by Valve Corporation.
 * Due to the relation of Valve and Steam (where Two Point Hospital can be found), it is assumed this is a Steam exclusive illness.

Note that in my time playing this game on console (This is an edit to the original page.) I have never ever seen Crabheaddedness in my three play throughs, this makes me think that the illness is exclusively on PC as with a 15% chance of a lightheadness being Crabheadedness I should have seen one already.