Fitzpocket Academy

"Ah, Fitzpocket Academy, the setting of many of Two Point's finest, most elegant parties. I was lucky enough to attend an opening at the academy myself once. Unfortunately, I slipped on a piece of wayward salmon, burst through some french windows, and ended up in a fountain. I can't be certain why, but I never was invited back. Well.. their loss."

- Sir Nigel Bickleworth

This hospital is only available via the Culture Shock DLC. To unlock this hospital the player will require a 1 Star rating in Mudbury Festival.

A new Visual Illness, Private Parts, will make its first (and only) appearance, along with the War Room, in which it can be treated. In addition, disguised paparazzis will need to be exposed to complete the star objectives, similar to the alien infiltrators in Goldpan.

=Career Mode=

Fitzpocket Academy
''Welcome to Fitzpocket Academy, located in the exclusive Poached Egg quarter of Two Point's Arts District. The family home of the Fitzpockets, a beautiful example of Pre-Giblet architecture, has served many purposes over the years. From a school of the Arts, to secret service headquarters and, even, a marmalade factory. It only makes sense that it would eventually be used as a hospital, and that time is this time.''

''Zara's "team" use their patented VIBE technology to gauge the success of all her exhibitions and parties, and this is no exception. Our funding will depend on how well VIBE says we're doing. We'll have a positive VIBE score if our guests are having a good time, the place is looking nice and clean, and very few people are dying. I suppose that good parties and good hospitals are actually quite similar... This is an exclusive event, so be sure to toss out any party crashing paparazzi, you may see them taking photos, eating out of the bins or being generally despicable. Now, do try and enjoy yourself, it's supposed to be a party after all, when you're rich everything needs to be fun, even hospitals.''

VIPs
Several Star Objectives involve receiving positive reactions from VIP guests. At any given time, up to three visitors may be present in the hospital. One may be Zara Fitzpocket, another may be Henry Jobsworth, and the third may be any one of "Zara's Guests". These may include:
 * Tabitha Windsock - Mayor
 * Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey - Popstar
 * Roderick Cushion - Famous Actor
 * Bartholomew J. Yeti - Author and Advocate for Bigfoot Foundation
 * Wiggy Silverbottom - Moneybags
 * Charlatene Fishwrapper - Undercover Journalist

Paparazzi
Fitzpocket Academy is being infiltrated by paparazzi, hoping for snapshots of the great and the good in compromising positions. They can be easily identified by the flashes of their cameras.

VIBE SYSTEM
The monthly funding that you receive from Zara can vary between 50% and 120% of your current running costs, depending on your rating from the VIBE System during the previous 3 month evaluation period. Factors being measured are:

Illnesses Encountered
1 Since Headcrabedness is a rarer variant of Lightheadedness, and not its own illness, any patient, normal or VIP, may have it instead.

Trivia
Fitzpocket Academy's savefile is named 930.