Sweaty Palms

To unlock this hospital you require a 1 Star rating in Duckworth-upon-Bilge.

Introduction
Sweaty Palms Resort is a beautiful holiday destination. Sadly, it's also plagued by earthquakes, volcanic activity, and other natural disasters. Also some unnatural disasters, thanks to The Orb Foundation if the conspiracy theorists are to be believed.

It is recommended to hire a few Janitors to keep machines repaired and clear up any debris. Explosions can be a bit upsetting. Don't forget some air-conditioning, it's boiling around here.

Balance - $250,000 Hospital Level - 1

1 Star Hospital
Requirement Rewards
 * Cure 15 people with Premature Mummification
 * Cure rate of 60%
 * Hospital Value of $750,000
 * Thermal comfort of 60%
 * $10,000
 * K100

Unlocked

2 Star Hospital
Requirement Rewards
 * Cure 100 Patients
 * Cure Rate of 75%
 * Hospital Value of $2,000,000
 * Thermal Comfort of 75%
 * $20,000
 * K150

3 Star Hospital
Requirement Rewards Unlocked
 * Cure 200 Patients
 * Cure Rate of 90%
 * Hospital Value of $5,000,000
 * Thermal Comfort of 90%
 * $30,000
 * K200

Plot Information

 * Plot 2 - Price: $40,000, Size: 780m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 3 - Price: $35,000, Size: 732m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 4 - Price: $30,000, Size: 624m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 5 - Price: $30,000, Size: 544m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 6 - Price: $50,000, Size: 1044m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 7 - Price: $30,000, Size: 544m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 8 - Price: $35,000, Size: 720m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 9 - Price: $35,000, Size: 720m2, 16 days to build

Illnesses Encountered

 * Chromatherapy - Grey Anatomy
 * Clown Clinic - Jest Infection
 * Cryptology - Premature Mummification
 * De-Lux Clinic - Lightheadedness
 * DNA Lab - Denim Genes, Flumps, Jumbo DNA, Touch of Midas
 * Fracture Ward - Broken Face. Cross Bones, Humerus Injury (emergencies only)
 * Head Office - Turtle Head
 * Injection Room - Decision Rash, Litter Bug, Spontaneous Combustion
 * Pans Lab - Pandemic
 * Pest Control - Animal Magnetism
 * Pharmacy - Bogwarts, Clamp, Lycanthropy, Verbal Diarrhoea
 * Psychiatry - Boggled Mind, Emperor Complex, Freudian Lips, Night Fever
 * Recurvery Room - Cubism
 * Resolution Lab - 8-bitten
 * Surgery - Gurning Loins, Pipe Organs
 * Ward - Jazz Hand, Lazy Bones, Portishead
 * Shock Clinic - Shock Horror

Trivia
's savefile is named 910.