Lightheadedness

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Coming down with something? Feeling a little woozy? Got an actual lightbulb for a head? Ah. You’re suffering from Lightheadedness.

It’s a visit to the De-Lux Clinic for you. We’ll just need to unscrew your head, remove it from your body, and gently replace it with a highly sophisticated 3D-printed approximation of what we guess your head looked like. No photos please, we don’t want to know.

Light Headed, sometimes referred to as Light Headedness, is a visual illness first seen in Hogsport.

Description
Patients suffering from Light Headedness will go through an alarming change where their head is transformed into a giant light bulb. As they wander through the corridors of the hospital, the giant bulb head throws out light and illuminates their surrounding environment. Occasionally the bulb will flicker in unison with other Light Headed patients.

Once diagnosed, a Light Headed patient will need to visit the De-Lux Clinic. Where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the De-Lux O-Luxe machine. The patient will need to have the bulb unscrewed. This is replaced by a newly 3D printed head which is screwed back into the neck.

This procedure looks alarming for the patients, but not painful.

Requirements
The following is required to cure this illness.

Treatment Room

 * De-Lux Clinic

Staff

 * Doctor

Trivia

 * Originally called Bulbous Head.
 * Light Headed was the illness used in the original game trailer.
 * First illness revealed at announcement on 16th January 2018.
 * A visual gag of the term 'light headed' often used to describe dizziness.
 * A light bulb was depicted for the teaser promotional material.
 * It is the launching illness of the game, similar to the Bloaty Head illness in Theme Hospital.