Visitors

Patients
The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. For in-depth details of Peepology see, Patients.

VIP Patients

 * Main article, Emergencies

A type of VIP patient. They arrive with flashing lights above their heads and will all have the same illness.

You will be set a certain number of days to cure them all for a great bonus. If you fail, your hospital will take a reputation hit.

VIP Visitors
Eventually, VIPs will send you a letter, expressing their intention to visit your Hospital. Unlike Staff Challenges or Medical Challenges, which you can safely file away for when you are ready, VIPs will come whether you are ready or not. The VIP will walk around your hospital, inspecting Rooms and Items.

In game footage so far, VIPs are seen rummaging through Bins and walking from Room to Room, making a thumbs up sign. A progress bar indicates which Room the VIP will go to next and how long until they will leave the Hospital.

Different VIPs will have different preferences for what they want to see in your hospital.

After their visit, a VIP will send another letter, reporting their finding and rewarding you based on how well you've impressed them.

The VIP symbol is a three-point gold crown. This is marked on their letters and hovers over the heads when they visit.

Henry Jobsworth - Health Inspector
Henry Jobsworth is a Health Inspector from the Two Point County Board of Health and Safety, who will visit each and every hospital (barring two R.E.M.I. X editions). Visits:  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals • $\pi$ All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Hogsport • Lower Bullocks • Mitton University • Flemington

Notifications: We are delighted to announce that the Board of Health and Safety will be sending one of our inspectors to your hospital shortly for an inspection. Mr Henry Jobsworth will arrive and be carrying out inspections of your diagnosis equipment. We hope everything is in ship-shape! Click to see more: Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth also included the following list as an attachment: "eggs, pineapple juice, carrots, cheesy gubbins, eggs, fish fingers(?)" He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth went on to wish us an unhazardous day. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth went on to say that he looks forward to assessing our facility according to County mandated standards and regulations. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth added that we shouldn't start doing anything differently, now, as that would be cheating and we don't have time. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth adds that we'll recognise him by his yellow helmet, as well as his face. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth goes on to add that he intends to visit The Oily Cormorant whilst he's in Hogsport, home to, he says, the finest crisp selection in the County. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth then includes an addendum in which he lays out his intentions to visit the Lower Bullocks County Library. He says that he eagerly awaits arguing with Ms Penelopa Stuffage - a librarian I presume - about organisational systems. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth states that he intends to eat his lunch by the ancient bridge, and explain archaic engineering principles to passers-by. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth adds that his mother went to Mitton University and that he has a t-shirt featuring its insignia, although, he isn't sure where it is. 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Mr Jobsworth adds that he shouldn't be late, but does warn us that he has history of getting lost in Croquembouche... Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth went on to say that he wasn't sure exactly how one gets to Swelbard, but that he's sure that he'll figure it out. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth adds that, whilst he may not have enjoyed his previous trips to the Underlook Hotel, the kitchen does make a considerably above average boiled egg. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth also noted that he once travelled to see the Roquefort castles but was escorted from the premises by men with lances. He's looking forward to a less "pokey" experience. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. He notes that he longed to visit the area on a holiday once in his life, but thinks working the entire time will be more or less the same. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. He adds that, if this is a joke, and there is no hospital in the middle of a jungle, he's perfectly willing to find it funny, he just wished that it wasn't so drastically at his expense. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. He went on to ask us which plateau our hospital is located on, before assuring himself that we'd make it clear, somehow. Oh, Henry. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth notes that he remembers the safety protocol and "won't need threatening again". He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us for an inspection soon. Mr Jobsworth adds that he won't mind having his memory wiped, as he remembers it being "nice and refreshing" last time. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation. 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Sally Figblanket - Radio Reporter
Sally Figblanket is a reporter for Two Point Radio, who frequents the player's hospitals in the first seven worlds of the game, in hope of tracking down interesting stories. Visits:  Lower Bullocks • Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Swelbard • π Topless Mountain •  Lower Bullocks •  Mitton University

Notifications: Two Point Radio reporter Sally Figblanket is interested in visiting the hospital. What shall we say? Click to see more: Audio, and part-time-visual, journalist Sally Figblanket has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of an exposé she's putting together about queuing. It sounds terrible, but it could be an opportunity for some good press if she's impressed whilst she's here. Two Point Radio's resident person-that-isn't-often-there-because-they're-a-reporter Sally Figblanket has requested a "press-pass" to come and visit the hospital. We definitely don't have anything like that, but some publicity could be good for us. Go-getting lead follower, Sally Figblanket, correspondent for Two Point Radio, has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of a series she's doing on the healthcare in the County. Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, has been in touch asking if there's anything news worthy in the hospital. This could be a good opportunity to trick her into coming here for some press and, who knows, maybe she'll find something. Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, is asking to visit the hospital. I'm not sure what she'd be looking for, but it could lead to some publicity. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating mysterious smells coming from Merrydung farm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating a high pitched wailing sound coming from One Eyed Wallace. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating claims of cream-pie poisoning at the Cirque du Parfait. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of a singing Yeti. 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Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports that the townspeople of Smogley have lost their town hall after a flash filth-storm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of ominous and amelodic chanting coming from the Orb Foundation's headquarters. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of rampant beachball theft in Sweaty Palms. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering this year's salmon festival in Grockle Bay. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of maniacal laughter coming from Jumbo headquarters. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering whatever sport it is they play at The Sloop. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering the opening of Pelican Wharf's new underground, boutique goat's milk emporium. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area in investigating reports of peculiar, yellow snow. She's asked to stop by so she can ask our patients and staff if they know anything about it. It could be a good opportunity to get some publicity. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area due to claims that a band of rag-tag Moose are tricking climbers out of their much-needed supplies. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area, covering the annual Two Point County Toboggan Championship. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area after "an anonymous butler" lodged a complaint about their boss and, after following that up, wants to come and see the hospital whilst she's here. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area doing "another story about the Pebberley Frog Sanctuary". She's asked if she can hide from the frogs by coming to the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area trying to get an interview with Wiggy Silverbottom about "whatever it is he's trying to do on this trip". She's asked if she can come and see if he's at the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?

Tabitha Windsock - Mayor
Tabitha Windsock is the Mayor of Two Point County, and will visit the player's hospitals thereout, except in World 11, perhaps as this would take her to periods of Two Point County's past and future where she is not in charge. She is the player's correspondent throughout the hospitals of World 9, but only attends in person at Windsock, her namesake eco-city. Visits:  Flottering • Flemington • Smogley • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle •  Camouflage Falls •  Windsock •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  Lower Bullocks

Notifications: Mayor Tabitha Windsock is insisting on visiting the hospital. We'll need to keep the place tidy! Click to see more: Mayor Tabitha Windsock is sick of no-one recognising her, so her team have asked if she could make an official visit to the hospital to increase her notoriety. I'm not sure what she looks like either, but she is the Mayor. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has found herself mallet-deep in scandal after a report suggested she'd spent 64% of her term playing croquet. Her team have asked if she could visit the hospital to create the impression that she does something. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is campaigning for the bi-annual-semi-regional-chamber elections next quarter, her team have asked if she can make an appearance in the hospital. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is making a series of appearances to accompany the launch of the "Making All Things Better" initiative. Her team have asked if we'd like to host one of her appearances. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is travelling the "Bad Things are Bad" initiative around the County, and her team have asked if we'd like to be our region's stop. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is refuting the claim that all of her initiatives contain the word "Thing" with the "That's Not My Thing" initiative. It's really unclear what it's about, if anything, beyond that, but her team have asked if we'd like to host a visit. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has recently turned her attention to healthcare in the County, saying: "It's important that sick people get better." Her team have asked if she could make an official visit to the hospital so she can be seen putting taxpayer money where her mouth is. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has an important decision coming on the future of medical funding in the county. Her team have asked if she could make a visit to the hospital to see what exactly healthcare is and why it might be important. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is doing the political rounds around the County. Her team have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her tour. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is making a series of visits to help her electorate put a face to a name/name to a face. Her team have asked if we'd like to be one of the venues for this important name-face association. Mayor Tabitha Windsock would like to come and visit the people of the Pointy Mountains. Her office mentioned that reports that the Mayor "only recently remembered that mountain people can vote too" are "ridiculous slander". If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been under fire from the Two Point press recently, for all the things she's been doing and not doing. Her office have asked if we could host her for a visit, but note that she is in no way "hiding", as the Daily Sneer suggests. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock is touring the County, and has asked to visit the hospital on a stop planned in the area, her office added that that rumours that this stop was booked "by mistake" have no basis in truth, reality or general existence. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. Don't worry, she won't be told anything about it, she'll just wander around nodding for a bit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. Lucky for us, because she assumes that she should already know everything, she doesn't ask many questions. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. It's been deemed "in the County's best interest" for her to be somewhere "without cameras" for a while. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?

Tarquin Foxbridge - Health Minister
Tarquin Foxbridge is the Health Minister for Two Point County. As well as writing all the player's Star Objective letters, Foxbridge will visit the players hospitals throughout the base game, with the exception of the seaside-based World 4. He will also attend the emergency hospitals of World 12. Visits:  Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  All Hospitals

Notifications: Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge would like to visit the hospital. We should probably comply. Click to see more: Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll vising the hospital soon. He looks forward to seeing how much money we're making and judging us accordingly. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He also reminds us that wasting valuable profits on patient comfort and well-being will not be looked on kindly. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He states that he hopes to see new and cutting edge money-making technology at work. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that he looks forward to seeing a hospital that can stand on its own two feet. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He hopes we remember that we are a business first and a hospital second. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has notified us that he'll be making an official visit in the near future. Mr Foxbridge is in charge of all the money, so, no pressure. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has let us know that he'll be coming to the hospital for an inspection. He goes on to say that low standards, excuses and a lack of money will not be tolerated. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be stopping by to check on our progress. He wished us luck and attached an audio file of -what I assume is his own - laughter. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that we better be making some money unlike that "freebie hippie cesspit". Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has told us that he'll be making a visit to check on our progress. He says that he hopes we can prove his point for him, and alludes to significant rewards.

Roderick Cushion - Famous Actor
Roderick Cushion is Two Point County's most famous actor, primarily known for the "Brisk and Livid" film series. He will visit the player's hospitals in each world from World 2 onwards, often to escape the pressures of public life, or to seem more down-to-earth than he really is. The TV Studio-based hospital, Plywood Studios, will feature a special appearance by Cushion, in which he will serve as a Doctor in the player's staff, rather than a visitor. Visits:  Flemington • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Roquefort Castle • π All Hospitals •  Chasm 24 •  Old Newpoint •  Mudbury Festival • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Mitton University • Flemington

Notifications: Famous actor Roderick Cushion, star of the Perilous Spandex films, is interested in visiting the hospital. Shall we invite him in? Click to see more: Film star, and Zeppelin owner, Roderick Cushion is looking for some positive press after a recent scandal. His agents have asked if he could come to the hospital to 'play nice' with some sick people. Film star, and former child folk music performer, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an adaptation of the bestselling psychological thriller and all-around page turner "Get away from those children, those are my children!". His agents have asked if we're interested in hosting him for a visit for some mutual publicity. Film star, and Roach Burger shareholder, Roderick Cushion is in the area doing Q&A screenings of his latest project "Unstoppable Nightmare Cardigan". His agents have said that they're struggling to sell tickets, so have asked if we'd like to host Roderick for some press. Film star, and Two Point Radio listener, Roderick Cushion has just released the latest instalment in the Brisk and Livid series "My Way Code". His agents have asked if we'd be interested in hosting him for some publicity. Film star, and self-proclaimed philanthropist, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming the next instalment of the Cecil Fulcrum series "Pivot Point". His agents are lining up some publicity for him and have asked if we'd be interested in having him in for a visit. Film star, and person from those DVDs, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming "Tales of a Pointy Mountain Goat". His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a promotional visit, and have assured us that none of the goats will be joining him. Film star, and face for hire, Roderick Cushion is currently staying in his Flemington based mansion trying to write his memoirs. He'd like some fresh air, though, so his agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and onion pickler, Roderick Cushion is in the area receiving an honorary doctorate from Mitton University for contributions to things that get watched. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit whilst he's here. Film star, and walking headline, Roderick Cushion is in the area taking some time off and planning his 'next move' from his underground ranch near Smogley. He's going stir crazy and needs some sunlight, so his agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and notable rich person, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming the much anticipated "Squarejaw and Bippy 3: The race to Kevin's bounty". His agents have said that he'd like to come to see the hospital since there isn't much else of interest in the area, which isn't a great start, admittedly. Film star, and baboon enthusiast, Roderick Cushion is in the area after visiting Bungle Headquarters to check on an investment he made on a design for "rocket-propelled shoehorns". It hasn't gone well, and now he'd like to meet some fans to make him feel better. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and high ranking member of The Orb Foundation, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a new season of the game show "Mag-ma, you're it!". His agents have said that Roderick wants to see one of the hospitals that the contestants get sent to after they've fallen into the volcano. Film star, and ambassador for Cheesy Gubbins, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a pilot he's written called "Riderock Pillow: Handsome Genius Man". Apparently he'd like to talk to some regular people about the show, and himself, and his agents have asked if we'd be willing to host him at the hospital. Film star, and biscuit dipper, Roderick Cushion is on holiday in his Sweaty Palms beach palace and wants to take a break from the pool to keep DVD sales ticking over. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for some publicity. Film star, and pop-culture juggernaut, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an advert for Jumbo's new line of executive gold-plated office slippers. He's looking to promote his next film, so his agents have asked if want to host him for a visit. Film star, and poster-person for self-doubt, Roderick Cushion is concerned that people are forgetting who he is, so his agents are looking at opportunities for exposure (although, I'm assured he'll be fully clothed). He's a bit delicate at the moment, but could make it over soon if we wanted to accept. Film star, and man-about-County, Roderick Cushion is in the area after buying a high-rise penthouse flat. He's not enjoying the height, though, and would like to come down. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and gravity-sceptic, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to get some space and find himself after he/it disappeared during a long stint on set. He'd like to see some other faces after getting lost in a mirror, so his agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and ally to the mole-people, Roderick Cushion is in the area for undisclosed tax purposes. His agents say that he's feeling "morally dirty", and have asked whether we'd host him for a visit to get him feeling nice and ethically upstanding, again. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and flamingo owner, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a remake of the classic "Snowbody Knows, Snowbody Cares". Filming has been going on a bit, and he's now very cold. His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit so that he can thaw out. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and diner of one, Roderick Cushion is staying in his secret, island mansion and has become a little lonely. He'd like to visit and spend some time with other people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and frequent flyer, Roderick Cushion is in the area looking at locations to film an unnamed and undeveloped project, and now he's trying to cobble together an itinerary to justify the trip. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and inferior designer, Roderick Cushion is working on a set for his private, coastal theatre but has "forgotten what places look like". His agent has asked if he could come to the hospital for some points of reference. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and part-time actual spy, Roderick Cushion is in the area to collect what he left here on his last visit. He wants to look around the hospital in case it made it here, somehow. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and protector of County security, Roderick Cushion is in the area pitching sit-coms ideas to his alien backers. His agents have requested a visit, so that he can say "I have somewhere to be" as leverage. nIf he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and friend of the galaxy, Roderick Cushion is in the area to check in on his secret researcher friends. He wants to "swing by" and see how we're getting on. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and make pretend farmhand, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming Slurry Up And Do It. He's just got the last of the muck off of him and now he wants to be somewhere "less muddy than that field". His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit? If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and swiller of liquids, Roderick Cushion is in the area checking on his peach farm. This year's peach juice doesn't have that weird smell like last year, so he's feeling good and wants to brag about it. His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and one-man compost machine, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to be associated with Mayor Windsock's green initiative. His agents have asked if he can come to the hospital and talk at people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and TV's favourite doctor, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an episode of "Back Wards". His agents have asked if we'll let him run around in the fields to stretch his legs. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and occasional calorie counter, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to find the VIP section. His agents have asked if we'll distract him by showing him around the hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and novice bird-watcher, Roderick Cushion is in the area after donating a bronze chaffinch to the Mudbury Hawk Sanctuary. His agents have asked if we can get him into the festival for free, despite his vast, ever-growing wealth. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and soulful beard-haver, Roderick Cushion has been cast in an outrageous period drama. He didn't ask which period, exactly, but he would like the visit our hospital anyway so that he can "go method". If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and popular caricature subject, Roderick Cushion is growing tired of life in the spotlight and would like to visit our hospital where, he hopes, nobody will recognise him. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and autograph speed record holder, Roderick Cushion is filming for the celebrity genealogy series "Do You Know Who I Am?", and believes visiting your hospital will save him a lot of needless bother in public libraries. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and professional Roderick Cushion lookalike, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming his latest starring role, "Musical! The Musical". He's free at the moment while his singing voice performer and body double are recording all the songs, and would like to kill time by visiting us. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and Unofficial Roderick Cushion Fanclub president, Roderick Cushion is in the area promoting his forthcoming sequel autobiography, "Whoopee, Cushion". Not much has happened to him since his last autobiography, so he hopes to gather some anecdotes at our hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and "stunt delegator", Roderick Cushion is in the area for his appearance on the hit reality show "Celebrities Near Palm Trees". The weather is not cooperating, so he has a lot of free time and would like to visit the hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think?

Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey - Pop Star
Jasmine Odyssey is the best-known musical artist in Two Point County. She will visit the player's hospitals in every world from World 2 onwards, and even play the stage in Mudbury Festival. In addition, the first time a hospital passes one of her inspections with top marks, she will gift the Foundation with the Jasmine Odyssey Photo. Visits:  Flemington • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle • π All Hospitals •  Goldpan •  Windsock •  Plywood Studios • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Flemington

Notifications: We've been contacted by the agent of a local celebrity who is interested in visiting the hospital. Her name is Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey. She's a pop star or something like that. God knows. Apparently the kids view her as some kind of musical deity. Could give us some good publicity. Shall we accept the visit? Click to see more: Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off her hit single "Nice Smelling Face", is touring the County promoting her revolutionary all-singles album "Salivation". Her representatives have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her Countywide tour. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off the smash hit "Ain't No Feeling Like the Feeling I Feel (When I'm Feeling Feelings)" is touring the County signing anything people are willing to thrust at her. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey just released another County-changing single "Sleeping in the Night-Time". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit to accompany the release. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is making a series of appearances to support the film about her record setting album, "Salivation". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host one of the visits in the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting the launch of her first fragrance (and bug spray) "Jasmine". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for some publicity. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey was recently involved in a scandal when the Two Point Squabbler released pictures of the Flemington-based mansion where her cat lives. Her agent is looking for some press to make her seem grounded, so they've asked if we'd consider hosting her at the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey has a title for her next single "Playing Doctor"(I didn't know that's how it worked), and is looking to do some background research on who Doctors are and how exactly they play. Her agents have asked if we could host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area visiting her favourite professors from Mitton University, where, before being famous, she learnt some things. Her agents have asked if she could visit the hospital, as she'd like to brush up on her Pharmacology. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting her newest single "When We're Together (and No-one Else is There)" and she's looking to celebrate by walking around some normal people and thinking about how special she is. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey recently released another single, "A Name is Just What Something's Called", and is looking to show off her very slightly altered 'new look' in public. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after singing at a private birthday party for her close friend, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for some publicity, whilst she's here. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off her provocative and, some say, nonsensical track "Not Actually Music", is looking for opportunities to meet her fans. Apparently she dreamt that our hospital was the perfect spot, so her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area filming a music video for her upcoming single "Oh no, not again". Her agents have asked if she could come to the hospital as part of, what they called, the "pre-release buzz". Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area after filming the music video for her latest single, "Fish Whispers", near Sweaty Palms. Her agents have asked if she could come to do some publicity for it at the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area doing research for her new single "On the 84th Floor" by going to all the buildings in Croquembouche that have an 84th floor. Her agents have asked if we'd be interested in hosting her for some publicity. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area after visiting her 'Idea-Lab' in Pelican Wharf where they're finishing up a high-tech 2-in-1 drum/coffee machine. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit so she could tell people about it. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area for the Two Point Music Awards, where her record selling album "Salivation" is expected to win every award after no other songs. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for visit before the big night. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area filming a, perhaps overly literal, video for her latest single "Get to the Point (and Say Summit)", but hasn't seen any locals in three days and is starting to feel lonely. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area promoting the release of the Pointy Mountain edition of her hit album "Salivation", including the bonus track "Hairballs & Hat Stands", featuring local yeti-starlet Wilma Bluefir. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey in the area after hosting a party in her Pointy Mountain lodge for the 'anyone who's anything and also quite young' crowd of Two Point County. She's feeling a bit delicate, and thinks a hospital might be best place for her right now. Her agents have asked we'd like to host her for a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area presenting a novelty cheque to the Pebberley Frog Sanctuary. Her agents have said that they're trying to fit as much goodwill into the trip as possible, and wondered if we'd like to host her at the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a remixed version of her single "Fish Whispers" with audio from the island's rare breed of Muttering Fish. Her agents have asked if she could visit the hospital for some "ordinary time", as it's all become a bit ridiculous for her. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area for an exclusive pop-up concert. She needs something to do, before she plays to those lucky 34 fans, and her agents have asked if she can come and see the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a video for her new single "One Hose Town". Her agents have asked if she can visit, as she wants to get out of the sun for a bit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after going on a private tour of the Goldpan Crash Site. After hearing all of the ludicrous conjecture, she'd like to go somewhere sensible for a bit, her agents suggested the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area looking for land to build something called "Jasmine World". She'd like to visit the hospital as evidence that things can be built here. Her agents have requested a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area, deciding where to put the stage for her upcoming concert. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area sampling yoghurt with some friends. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area to conduct the ceremonial first voyage of a new monorail train. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area buying up large parts of the Arts District. Her agents have asked if we'd let her look around Plywood while she's at it. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a music video for her latest single "Lights, Cameras, Fractions" and her agents have asked if she can stop by to take a break and use the toilet. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area visiting an unnamed friend in an unnamed location. Her agents have asked if she can come for a visit and remind us not to speak to her unless we're spoken to. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting her rhetorical anthem "Why Won't You Ask Me Why?". Her agents have requested we invite her to make an appearance in our famous time travelling hospital. As for why exactly, we didn't ask. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is soon to be self-directing the video for her upcoming single "Love You Like A Metaphor", and is scouting locations across time and space to help convey whatever that means. Her agents have asked whether we can accommodate a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is working on her autobiography, "Jasmine Odyssey: The Odyssey of Jasmine by Jasmine Odyssey". Her agents have asked that she visit our anachronistic hospital so she has a good story to include. mIf she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area on tour promoting her latest album, "Lost Keys". Her agents have suggested we host her for a visit, as she's sure this is the last place she saw them. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after the exclusive private island music festival she was due to appear at was cancelled at short notice. She hopes we can offer better sandwiches. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area while her tour bus is being dug out of the snow. Her agents suggest she visits the hospital because "this tour is already expensive enough, and it's cheaper than a hotel". If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?

Guest Trainers
These are visitors you pay to come train your staff. They are fixed characters, meaning they always look the same and have the same character details.