Illnesses

Confirmed Two Point Hospital Illnesses
Light Headedness - Patient's head has transformed into a light-bulb.

Mummification - Patient has transformed into into an Egyptian Mummy

Grey Anatomy - 

Hurty Leg - 

Grout - 
 * Grout is frequently transmitted in bathrooms, and modern medication is effective, unlike earlier times, when it had to be dug out painfully with a screwdriver.
 * Requires at least a Pharmacy for treatment.

Turtle Head - 

Jest Infection - 

Lycantrophy -