Pandemic

What were you thinking? Look, we know things can get a little heated in the kitchen… but, frankly, if you’re putting a pan on your head you’re just doing cooking wrong. However, we accept that sometimes these things just happen. We won’t judge.

You’ll be needing the Extract-a-Pan! This highly-sensitive and precisely-calibrated, uh, magnet on a crane, will relieve you of your pan in just a jiffy. You’ll hardly feel a thing! Unless it goes wrong, and then you’ll feel everything. And then possibly nothing.

Pandemic is a visual illness first seen in Lower Bullocks.

Description
Patients suffering from Pandemic will have an involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, seen as a pan stuck on their heads.

Once diagnosed, a Pandemic patient will need to visit Pans Lab. Where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the Extract-a-Pan machine. The patient is lifted by a giant magnet and thrown around until separated from their pan.

Diagnosis
The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing.


 * Illness Difficulty: 30%
 * General Diagnosis
 * M.E.G.A Scan
 * X-Ray

Treatment
The following is required to treat this illness.


 * Pans Lab
 * Doctor

Trivia

 * Pans Lab is a reference to Pan's Labyrinth
 * The word "pandemic" is also a pun, the original meaning is a global spread of an infectious disease.
 * The disease may have been inspired by a scene in 'Mr. Bean', where the eponymous fellow is sat in a hospital waiting room next to a schoolboy with a saucepan stuck on his head.