Golden Gubbins

Golden Gubbins is a reward from Cheese on the Chalkboard, a local project available via The Superbug Initiative.

Appearance
A two-tiered plinth consisting of concentric circles of dark-over-light stone bears three curved orange puffy crisps arranged in a cascading fashion, all in a highly polished finish.

Function
A decorative item that increases hospital attractiveness. Patients who examine the piece will have their boredom reduced by 20-25%.

Trivia
Let's be honest; they're Wotsits.