Visitors

Patients
The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. For in-depth details of Peepology see, Patients.

Guest Trainers
These are visitors you pay to come train your staff. They are fixed characters, meaning they always look the same and have the same character details.

Dr B. Pepper - Trains: Surgery

Particularly skilled at dissection. Obsessed with fizzy drinks.
 * Training Speed: 140%

Dr E. Huggles - Trains: General Practice

Finest GP in all the land. Dangerous when playing mini golf.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Dr Rosie Franklin - Trains: Radiology, Genetics

Has the 'awesome at science' gene.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Dr Herman Freud  - Trains: Psychiatry

Owns the largest collection of bananas in the county.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Dr Gregory Mouse - Trains: Diagnostics

Somehow always ends up being right, much to everyone's annoyance.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Dr Imogen Crank - Trains: Research

Graduate of Mitton University, and one of Bungle's finest. Invented ultrasonic socks.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Dr Meredith Beard - Trains: Treatment

Once cured a patient with a cattle prod.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Nurse Bernard Nightingale - Trains: Pharmacy Management

Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Nurse Gordon Nightingale - Trains: Ward Management

Owns three hundred sets of bedding, all featuring cartoon characters.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Clive Dude - Trains: Customer Service

One of the nicest poeople in the county. Convicted murderer.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Jemima Styles - Trains Marketing

Totally fabulous in every conceivable way. Hates everyone.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Bert Fixit - Trains: Maintenance

Host of the TV show Spanner Time.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Peter Geist - Trains: Ghost Capture

Happily married to a ghost.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Penelope Power - Trains: Mechanics

A world-class engineer. Upgraded herself with telescopic hands.
 * Training Speed: 160%

Sophie Smiles - Trains: Stamina Training, Emotional Intelligence, Bedside Manner, Motivation, Training Masterclass

Has a second set of teeth, making her grin twice as effctive.
 * Training Speed: 180%

Emergencies

 * Main article, Emergencies

A type of VIP patient. They arrive with flashing lights above their heads and will all have the same illness.

You will be set a certain number of days to cure them all for a great bonus. If you fail, your hospital will take a reputation hit.

VIP Visitors
Eventually, VIPs will send you a letter, expressing their intention to visit your Hospital. Unlike Staff Challenges or Medical Challenges, which you can safely file away for when you are ready, VIPs will come whether you are ready or not. The VIP will walk around your hospital, inspecting Rooms and Items.

In game footage so far, VIPs are seen rummaging through Bins and walking from Room to Room, making a thumbs up sign. A progress bar indicates which Room the VIP will go to next and how long until they will leave the Hospital.

Different VIPs will have different preferences for what they want to see in your hospital.

After their visit, a VIP will send another letter, reporting their finding and rewarding you based on how well you've impressed them.

The VIP symbol is a three-point gold crown. This is marked on their letters and hovers over the heads when they visit.

Henry Jobsworth - Health Inspector

 * Henry Jobsworth, the County's foremost health and safety inspector, has informed us that he'll be visiting us fo an inspection soon. Mr. Jobsworth went on to wish us an unhazardous day. He'll be arriving soon, a good report would help our reputation.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP, $15,000, K10
 * Cons: Has a higher chance of disliking the hospital

'' 'Mr Jobsworth has sent us the report from his recent visit, it's 30 pages so we haven't read it, but the conclusion reads: "Incredibly mediocre, with no features that sway the overall product, neither neither negatively nor positively, outside of the realm of the ordinary." Nothing to complain about here, but not much to be happy about either.''

'' 'One of our County's better medical destinations. Destined to be a favourite of the sickly enthusiast in the know. Well done.'' ' ' ''Mr Jobsworth has sent us the report from his recent visit, it's 30 pages so we haven't read it, but the conclusion read: "A remarkable achievement. An establishment that not only elongates lives, but enriches them. A visit to this hospital may begin with an ailing body, but it ends with the healing of the soul. Spectacular." The report couldn't have gone any better. Great news.'' '

Tarquin Foxbridge - Health Minister

 * Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that he looks forward to seeing a hospital that can stand on its own two feet. If he is impressed with the hospital, we might receive some of the County's healthcare budget as a reward.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 15 REP, $5,000, K20

' ''I'm saddened to say that you're performing to an adequate standard. My professional integrity implores you to improve in every way; my personal desires, however, ask you to crash and burn in as amusing a fashion as possible. Simply, be more interesting.'' '

' ''I'm thrilled to see that you've succeeded in executing my 117 step plan for ideal healthcare. What an excellent plan it was.'' '

Tabitha Windsock - Mayor

 * Mayor Tabitha Windsock is doing the political rounds around the County. Her team have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her tour. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP, K10


 * Mayor Tabitha Windsock has an important decision coming on the future of medical funding in the county. Her team have asked if she could make a visit to the hospital to see what exactly healthcare is and why it might be important. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP, K10

' Congratulations, your terrific hospital is the perfect example of progress under Mayor Windsock and will be featured in her upcoming re-election campaign. '

' ''Thank you for supporting Mayor Windsock in this time of need/celebration by hosting her at your place of work/home. Have a wonderful day, and don't forget to Vote Windsock'' '

Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey - Pop Star
A Two Point County music star. Mentioned on the radio (details needed, currently unheard), and can be mentioned in Employment References as being overrated.
 * Popstar Jasmine Odyssey just released another County-changing single "Sleeping in the Night-Time". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit to accompany the release. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area presenting a novelty cheque to the Pebberley Frog Sanctuary. Her agents have said that they're trying to fit as much goodwill into the trip as possible, and wondered if we'd like to host her at the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off the smash hit "Ain't No Feeling Like the Feeling I Feel (When I'm Feeling Feelings)" is touring the County signing anything people are willing to thrust at her. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area after visiting her 'Idea-Lab' in Pelican Wharf where they're finishing up a high-tech 2-in-1 drum/coffee machine. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit so she could tell people about it. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting the launch of her first fragrance (and bug spray) "Jasmine". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for some publicity. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 10 REP, K10, $10,000 (Jasmine Odyssey Photo)

' ''Jasmine Odyssey has been talking about us on ChatFace, where she's the most followed person in the County. Apparently we're now in her top-4 favourite hospitals, and she's sent us a big cheque with her face on it. This is good publicity for the hospital but I'm sure we could get an even better reaction...'' '

' ''Jasmine Odyssey made an appearance at an awards show dressed as a hospital. She wouldn't stop talking about us and all the money she intends to donate! She must have really enjoyed her visit. That went perfectly, great job everyone!'' '

Roderick Cushion - Famous Actor

 * Film star, and Zeppelin owner, Roderick Cushion is looking for some positive press after a recent scandal. His agents have asked if he could come to the hospital to 'play nice' with some sick people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Film star, and interior designer, Roderick Cushion is working on a set for his private, coastal theatre but has "forgotten what places look like". His agent has asked if he could come to the hospital for some points of reference. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 10 REP, K10, $10,000

'' 'Roderick Cushion didn't include his visit to the hospital in his public diary that gets published every week in the Two Point Squabbler. He can't have hated it, I suppose, but... did he forget coming here? We'll need to improve the hospital if we want celebrities to remember their visits.'''

'' 'Roderick Cushion was so impressed with our hospital he wants to make a movie about his visit! He's offered to buy the rights and everything. This is some great publicity, and sounds like an enthralling movie. ' ''

Sally Figblanket - Radio Reporter

 * Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports that the townspeople of Smogley have lost their town hall after a flash filth storm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area after "an anonymous butler" lodged a complaint about their boss and, after following that up, wants to come and see the hospital whilst she's here. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Audio, and part-time visual, journalist Sally Figblanket has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of an exposé she's putting together about queueing. It sounds terrible, but it could be an opportunity for some good press if she's impressed whilst she's here. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Go-getting lead follower, Sally Figblanket, correspondent for Two Point Radio, has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of a series she's doing on healthcare in the County. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, has been in touch asking if there's anything newsworthy in the hospital. This could be a good opportunity to trick her into coming here for some press and, who knows, maybe she'll find something. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, is asking to visit the hospital. I'm not sure what she'd be looking for, but it could lead to some publicity. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP, K10

' ''Sally Figblanket's latest County round-up just went live. She doesn't say much about the hospital, except that it exists. It's good for people to know that, I suppose... We'll need to improve the hospital if we want people to add anything positive when mentioning us.'' '

' ''Sally Figblanket's latest County round-up just went live. Maybe it was a slow news day, but we get a nice-big-positive mention in it! This is good publicity for the hospital, but I wonder if it could be better...'' '

' ''Sally Figblanket's latest County round-up just went live. It's a feature on a hospital that's leading the County's healthcare into the future. Oh, it's about us. Great news!'' '

Augustus Lavender - CEO of Holistix

 * Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, August Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. Apparently he intends to warn our patients that the medicine we provide is "made-up". He's pretty harmless, but we should keep an eye on him in case he becomes a nuisance.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP
 * Cons: Throws Up everywhere

' ''We received a 'gift' from Holistix, courtesy of Augustus Lavender. I was a bit suspicious so I sent it to the lab. Apparently it's what's known as a 'homeopathic poison'. It's entirely safe to drink and actually quite tasty. He must really hate us.'' '

Sophie Nova - CEO of Bungle Technologies

 * Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She went on to ask how we calibrate our cure machines, before deciding she didn't want to know because she "wants it to be a surprise". If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 250 Research Points (RP)

' ''Sophie Nova has sent us a BMail to thank us, and say that her visit has given her some exciting ideas. Bungle are sending us a little of their recent research. Just what we needed, I think.'' '

Agatha Sphere - CEO of The Orb Foundation

 * Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. Don't look directly into her eyes, trust me. We should expect her to bother our patients, and disrupt the hospital.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital


 * Reward: 8 REP

' ''The Orb Foundation just released a new promotional video containing a thinly veiled attack on our hospital in the form of some very bizarre and slightly disturbing imagery. Agatha Sphere must have felt threatened by her visit.'' '
 * Cons: Brainwashes Patients

Jumbo McNally - CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp

 * Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. There were reports in the Daily Sneer recently that Mr McNally was hoping to buy the Underlook Hotel and turn it into a detention centre for the Moose of the region, which he's said to despise. I'd imagine that he'll want to see us doing badly, so the owner is forced to sell. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: 8 REP

' A source at Jumbo Mega Corp has said that, after his recent visit, Jumbo McNally has set up a 'flash team' to figure out, as quickly as possible, a means by which to destroy our entire organisation. '

Bartholomew F. Yeti - Advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation

 * Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti is working on a play for the Pointy Mountain Theatre and Badminton Company, and wants to test out some of the dialogue on real, breathing people. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: $5,000, 8 REP, K10

' ''Bartholomew F. Yeti has sent us a hand-written note to thank us for hosting him recently. He said that he's "so pleased" to see that we're doing well, and wishes us the best until we see him again. What a nice guy. We've been sent a reward by the Bigfoot Foundation and get mentioned in their latest newsletter.'' '

' ''Bartholomew F. Yeti has sent us a hand-written note to thank us for hosting him recently. He said that we've "totally exceeded" his expectations. It's good that he's pleased, but did he not expect us to do well? We've been sent a grant by the Bigfoot Foundation, are being featured on their website, and Mr. Yeti is, apparently, writing a poem in our honour.'' '

Wiggy Silverbottom - Moneybag

 * Giles the butler has asked us to invite Wiggy Silverbottom to the hospital for an "important visit", so that he can have a break from Wiggy. I'm not really sure what he's talking about, but it might still be a good idea. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think?
 * Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom wants to browse our equipment before deciding which superfluous treatment he should undergo next. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think?
 * Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom has freaked himself out thinking about the ocean and would like to spend some time well above sea-level. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think?
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: $5,000, 8 REP, K10

' ''After his visit, Wiggy Silverbottom apparently started talking about ideas for his next expensive enterprise. He didn't seem unhappy with the hospital, but we'll need to improve if we want to overcome his short attention span and receive any additional investment.'' '

'' 'Wiggy Silverbottom was seen skipping after his recent visit to the hospital. He fell, and grazed his knee, but he's still quite pleased. He's invested some more money in the hospital.'''

' ''Wiggy Silverbottom hasn't stopped talking about "his hospital" since the visit. News of our success reaching all of his wealthy friends has helped our reputation and he's sent us a sizeable investment.'' '

Charlatene Fishwrapper - Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler

 * Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper needs to hide from her editor for a while, so she's on her way to the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: $5,000, 8 REP, K10

' ''Charlatene Fishwrapper has sent us a note made of letter cut from magazines and newspapers. In it, she says: "Great jobs. Keep going. Go to go typing." Hopefully she sends something longer and more coherent soon, but at least she seems pleased. We've been sent a large bonus by the Two Point Squabbler.'' '

Flanolin Onionsack - Department of Green Things

 * Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. They say that they've been looking forward to getting out of HQ, which is, apparently, a little part of the Mayor's office that she's cordoned off with cardboard boxes.
 * Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. Apparently there's a big debate coming up soon and a good rating would really help out the mayor. I'm not sure what that's got to do with us, but they seemed pretty convinced.
 * Challenge: Impress the VIP with a nice Hospital
 * Reward: $5,000, 8 REP, K10

' ''The Department of Green Things has let us know that we scored an "Alright" on our latest Eco Rating. They suggest that we be more diligent and considerate, and offer us monetary incentive to improve, while acknowledging that they shouldn't have to.'' '

' ''The Department of Green Things has let us know that we scored a "Greentastic" on our latest Eco Rating. The hospital could run forever without causing any kind of cataclysmic end of times and, funnily enough, that's exactly what the department have been trying to promote.'' '

Trivia

 * The CEO of Holistix will keep vomiting while walking through the hospital.
 * The CEO of The Orb Foundation will try to brainwash patients and staff, strongly reducing their happiness.
 * The CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp will try to damage the treatment machines in the rooms he visits, reducing their HP by 50%. This can be avoided by grabbing the machine before he enters a room and not putting it back until he has exited the room.
 * Bartholomew E. Yeti likes rummaging through rubbish bins.