Fitzpocket Academy

"Ah, Fitzpocket Academy, the setting for many of Two Point's finest, most elegant parties. I was lucky enough to attend an opening at the academy myself, once. Unfortunately, I slipped on a piece of wayward salmon, burst through some French windows, and ended up in a fountain. I can't be certain why, but I never was invited back! Well, their loss..."

- Sir Nigel Bickleworth

Fitzpocket Academy is the third hospital in World 10 of Two Point Hospital, which requires the Culture Shock DLC. To unlock it, the player will need to reach Star Level 1in Mudbury Festival. Index Challenge Mode makes its return here, in the form of the VIBE system, meaning that an amount of the hospital's running costs will be covered based upon the player's performance. In addition, the hospital is infested with undercover paparazzi, who will need to be unmasked and sent packing.

Several VIPs from previous installments of Two Point Hospital will make return appearances as Zara's Guests. A new clinic illness, Private Parts, will make its first (and only) appearance, along with the War Room, in which it can be treated.

=Career Mode= '' ' Our little project has been a conceptual triumph so far, don't you think? Things are already so much better than they were, and that's why I thought our final act should be a party to celebrate the newfound health of the Arts. I will be hosting, naturally, and opening my latest exhibit.''

''Our guests will arrive at Fitzpocket Academy to be treated quite literally - to an experience for the body and the soul. It will be a party-hospital, an arty hospital. I really have outdone myself this time. I don't want to get ahead of myself, but this exhibit may well fix all of our problems. If all goes well, the County will look to us, the rich, the famous, the covered in velvet, as beacons of hope and realtive health. ' ''

Fitzpocket Academy
'' ' Welcome to Fitzpocket Academy, located in the exclusive Poached Egg quarter of Two Point's Arts District. The family home of the Fitzpockets, a beautiful example of Pre-Giblet architecture, has served many purposes over the years. From a school of the Arts, to secret service headquarters and, even, a marmalade factory. It only makes sense that it would eventually be used as a hospital, and that time is this time.'' ''Zara's "team" use their patented VIBE technology to gauge the success of all her exhibitions and parties, and this is no exception. Our funding will depend on how well VIBE says we're doing. We'll have a positive VIBE score if our guests are having a good time, the place is looking nice and clean, and very few people are dying. I suppose that good parties and good hospitals are actually quite similar... This is an exclusive event, so be sure to toss out any party crashing paparazzi, you may see them taking photos, eating out of the bins or being generally despicable. Now, do try and enjoy yourself, it's supposed to be a party after all, when you're rich everything needs to be fun, even hospitals.''

VIBE SYSTEM
Fitzpocket Academy features the return of Index Challenge Mode, in the same manner as its appearance in Wanderoff. Every three months the hospital will be assessed by the Fitzpockets' VIBE System. At this time, the proportion of the hospital's running costs covered for the next three months will be determined. This does not include the cost of placing rooms and items, trainer fees, or hiring fees for new staff members.

Between 50% and 120% of the hospital's staff wages and energy bill will be covered, meaning that in a high-performing hospital, it is possible to make money by hiring staff. The amount covered is determined based on performance in the following six categories:

Paparazzi
Using the same system as Goldpan's alien infiltrators, Fitzpocket Academy has become a target of undercover paparazzi, hoping for snapshots of the great and the good in compromising positions. They can be easily identified by the flashes of their cameras, and rootling through bins.

They will appear in the patient list like any other, but will simply visit various diagnosis rooms and never actually proceed to treatment. If they are manually sent to treatment, they will not pay. Although they will eventually leave of their own accord, they will slow down the diagnosis and treatment of real patients, and so the hospital's efficiency relies on finding them and sending them home.

VIPs
Several Star Objectives involve receiving positive reactions from VIP guests. Fitzpocket Academy will host visitors at a unusually high rate; at any given time, up to three visitors may be present in the hospital. One may be Zara Fitzpocket, another may be Henry Jobsworth, and the third may be any one of "Zara's Guests". These may include:
 * Tabitha Windsock
 * Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey
 * Roderick Cushion
 * Bartholomew J. Yeti
 * Wiggy Silverbottom
 * Charlatene Fishwrapper

Illnesses Encountered
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Fitzpocket Academy, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance, as an emergency only basis , or possibly both.

The icon with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies.

Illnesses with a Star Level(,or) next to them will only appear after that Star Level has been achieved. 1 Since Headcrabedness is a rarer variant of Lightheadedness, and not its own illness, any patient, normal or VIP, may have it instead.

Visitors
As described above, at any given time, up to three VIP visitors may be present in Fitzpocket Academy.

Completion
'' ' They say Art is never really finished. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. They say Art is long and life is short. But what do they mean? Well, a lot of things I suppose, but I'm not one for sayings. I'm one for doings and it's time for something new. Our project is over, but does that mean it never really happened? No, of course it happened. Don't you remember? If you don't, it was a great success. I couldn't have done it without you, we've changed the County forever, and so on...''

''Must go. My muse is calling me. I hear them in the wind, whispering "Do something with macaroni". ' ''

Trivia
Fitzpocket Academy's savefile is named 930.