Spontaneous Combustion



Coming down with something? Feeling a little woozy? Making your loved ones cry or soil themselves? Then you have a case of Spontaneous Combustion.

It’s a visit to the Injection Room. We’ll just need to inject you into your rear with a very large needle.

Description
Patients that suffer from Spontaneous Combustion have a tendency to, without prior warning or reasonable context, break into fits of rage, causing colleagues, passersby and loved ones to cry and/or soil themselves.

Once diagnosed, a Spontaneous Combustion patient will need to visit the Injection Room, where a nurse will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the Jab Master machine. The patient will need to have an extremely large needle injected into their rear.

This procedure looks alarming for the patients, but not painful.

Diagnosis
The following confirms how difficult this illness is to diagnose and which rooms are best for diagnosing, (listed in effectiveness order).


 * Illness Difficulty: 80%
 * DNA Lab
 * M.E.G.A Scan
 * Ward

Treatment
The following is required to treat this illness.


 * Injection Room
 * Nurse