Flavour Text

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 * A means to an end.
 * Tends to notice Fireworks.
 * Season ticket holder at The Sloop.
 * Has an opening for the role of 'Best Friend.'
 * Has seen 'that' show.
 * Hasn't owned a pencil.
 * Has never used a calendar the way they'd hoped to.
 * Has a good handshake.
 * Tired of buying shorts.
 * Befriends quadrupeds.
 * 'Invented' a new kind of casserole.
 * Never inhaled.
 * Never gotten lost.
 * Better at knitting than you'd think.
 * Used to fish as a child, hasn't since.
 * Has a bad feeling.
 * People LOVE them!
 * Master of assonance.
 * Needs to look in the mirror.
 * Sleep gallops.
 * A proficient user of the alphabet.
 * Holds the U14 long jump record.
 * Tends to notice fireworks.
 * Doesn't remember that night.
 * Appreciates the little things.
 * Their loved ones resent them.
 * Has a passion for domestic woodwork.
 * Regrets their choice of bathroom tile.
 * Thrives when falling from a great height.
 * Has lost count.
 * Has the potential to develop an effective mid-range game.
 * Leaves the bag in.
 * Former TV chef.
 * Eats pasta disgracefully.
 * Understands digital memory to an extent.
 * Vomits on impact.
 * Dances like tomorrow is a real possibility.
 * More bacon than eggs.
 * Generally dubious.
 * Time Control (through scheduling).
 * Catches frisbees 'dog style'.
 * Bath > Shower.
 * A talented skimmer of stones.
 * Level 2 Orbling.
 * Loves stationery.
 * Appreciates a glass of something.
 * The friend that brings crisps.
 * Wrote a book about staplers.
 * Knows where the party's at.
 * Savoury > Sweet.
 * Loves peeled food.
 * Buries food for later.
 * Good downfield vision.
 * Read a book once.
 * Still loves plot twist.
 * Knows how to swim.
 * Sleeps on the floor.
 * Admires anyone that can whittle.
 * Owns a crossbow.
 * Loves to chew.
 * Doesn't know what they're doing.
 * Unphased and unmotivated by pressure.
 * Has a favourite type of marmalade.
 * A real treat on picnics.
 * Great at bedtime stories.
 * Well read.
 * Part-time living toom gymnast.
 * Always has the right batteries.
 * Was raised on a farm.
 * A real fan of waterborne mammals.
 * Consistently fails to get a grip.
 * Experiences bakery induced shame.
 * Startled by fog.
 * Can define "conifer".
 * Morally ambiguous.
 * Thinks cartons are bad.
 * Thinks they aren't photogenic.
 * Likes to take the stairs.
 * Double jump.
 * A competent player of spin.
 * Collects limited editions of Burp!
 * Doesn't have an internet presence.
 * Has good memories.
 * Questions the point of it all.
 * Doubts you care.