Hogsport

"Hogsport is lovely."

- Everyone

Hogsport is the first hospital in World 1 of Two Point Hospital, and the starting point for every aspiring hospital administrator. The player will start their career here and learn all the necessary basics to keep their future Hospital empire ever growing while, hopefully, always staying one step ahead of the competition.

Look Around

 * Move around using Mouse or WASD

Reception Desk

 * Build a Reception

Hire an Assistant

 * Hire an Assistant

Build a GP's Office

 * Build a GP's Office

Hire a Doctor

 * Hire a Doctor

Look Around

 * Zoom the Camera
 * Rotate the Camera
 * Pitch the Camera

Diagnose a Patient

 * Diagnose a Patient

Build a Pharmacy

 * Build a Pharmacy
 * Hire a Nurse

Cure a Patient

 * Cure a Patient

Charlie Work

 * Hire a Janitor
 * Place 2 Extinguishers

Keeping People Happy

 * Place 2 Benches
 * Place 1 Leaflet Stand
 * Place 1 Drinks Machine
 * Place 1 Snack Machine

Keeping People Happy

 * Build a Staff Room

Charlie Work

 * Build a Toilets
 * Place 2 Bins

Unlock Ward
Reward:
 * Cure 2 Patients
 * Get Hospital Level to 3

Increasing Demand

 * Build 2 GP's Offices
 * Hire 2 Doctors
 * Hire 2 Nurses

Unlock De-Lux Clinic
Reward:
 * Earn $15,000
 * Get Hospital Level to 4

Illnesses Encountered
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in Hogsport, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance, as an emergency only basis , or possibly both.

The icon with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies. 1 Since Headcrabedness is a rarer variant of Lightheadedness, and not its own illness, any patient, normal or VIP, may have it instead.

Visitors

 * Henry Jobsworth

Award Ceremony

 * Doctor of the Year
 * Nurse of the Year
 * Janitor of the Year
 * Assistant of the Year


 * Employer of the Year
 * No Deaths
 * Most Prestigious Hospital
 * Patients' Choice Award

=R.E.M.I. X Mode= Boot up R.E.M.I. X and cure hordes of patients in an artificial Hogsport.

On this "level" you'll be treating patients one wave at a time in a digital recreation of Hogsport. In R.E.M.I. X you'll complete goals to receive stars. These stars don't reflect anything tangible - no standardised rating by a recognised board like the Two Point Health Ministry - they're just symbolic of progress and an understood practice in video games. And let's face it, now that you've heard about them, you want one, don't you?

Some might argue that it's in bad taste to design a game-like sofware about running hospitals, but... yeah. Take it up with the people at Bungle.

Horde Challenge
Hogsport introduces this mode, first used in the Pebberley Island DLC level Topless Mountain, to the base game. Patients arrive in waves, which will increase in size by five patients each time. Each wave will have a required cure rate; if this is met, the next wave will begin; if not, then the same wave will repeat. Upon reaching 10 consecutive cures, a "curing spree" is declared, and income will increase by 50%.

Illness Waves
Below is a list of illnesses that will appear in R.E.M.I. X Hogsport, and the rooms that will be required to treat them. Illnesses may arrive as a general admittance (beginning with the wave specified), as an emergency only basis  (at any time), or possibly both.

The  icon with a number next to it, represents how many patients can be expected if this illness appears in emergencies. 1 Since Headcrabedness is a rarer variant of Lightheadedness, and not its own illness, any patient, normal or VIP, may have it instead.

Trivia
Hogsport's savefile is named 901.sav. The R.E.M.I. X version is named 1901.sav