Pandemic

For the main article, see Illnesses.

What were you thinking? Look, we know things can get a little heated in the kitchen… but, frankly, if you’re putting a pan on your head you’re just doing cooking wrong. However, we accept that sometimes these things just happen. We won’t judge.

You’ll be needing the Extract-a-Pan! This highly-sensitive and precisely-calibrated, uh, magnet on a crane, will relieve you of your pan in just a jiffy. You’ll hardly feel a thing! Unless it goes wrong, and then you’ll feel everything. And then possibly nothing.

Involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, caused by extremely low levels of culinary skill. The pan must be carefully removed with a massive magnet.

Pandemic is a visual illness first seen in Hogsport

Description
Patients suffering from Pandemic will have an involuntary attachment to kitchen utensils, seen as a pan stuck on their heads.

Once diagnosed, a Pandemic patient will need to visit Pans Lab. Where a Doctor will attempt to cure the patient.

The cure involves the Extract-a-Pan machine. The patient is lifted by a giant magnet and throw around until separated from their pan.

Requirements
The following is required to cure this illness.

Treatment Room

 * Pans Lab

Staff

 * Doctor

Trivia

 * Pans Lab is a reference to Pan's Labyrinth
 * The word "pandemic" is also a pun, the original meaning is a global spread of an infectious disease.