Duckworth-upon-Bilge

"And now to Duckworth-upon-Bilge, where recent financial struggles have hit public services particularly hard, so if you're planning to get sick, or undergo any operations, I suggest you do that somewhere else. It'll take a resourceful mind and a confident hand to sort out this mess. Any volunteers?"

- Ricky Hawthorn

To unlock this hospital you require a 1 Star rating in Smogley and a 1 Star rating in Melt Downs

Introduction
Health Minister Taquin Foxbridge has requested our assistance. The County's public health system the TPHS, is struggling to cope. Duckworth Hospital, one of the few remaining public hospitals, has lost its administrator. Lord Foxbridge has proposed we help run this public hospital. Could be good for us. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

If we can meet the Ministry's targets we'll receive some of the County's healthcare budget, but we won't receive income from any diagnosis, treatment or retail. This could be interesting...

Balance - $250,000 Hospital Level - 4

New Targets from Lord Foxbridge I
' ''Lord Foxbridge has contacted us with details of our targets for the upcoming months - see the summary below. We'll need to achieve this if we want extra funding to keep the hospital going.'' '
 * Train a Staff Member

New Targets from Lord Foxbridge II
' ''Lord Foxbridge has contacted us with details of our targets for the upcoming months - see the summary below. We'll need to achieve this if we want extra funding to keep the hospital going.'' '
 * Upgrade a Machine

1 Star Hospital
Requirements Rewards Unlocked
 * Get Hospital Level to 8
 * Staff Morale of 60%
 * Reputation of 60%
 * Cure 5 patients with 8-bitten
 * $50,000
 * K100
 * Sweaty Palms
 * Grockle Bay

2 Star Hospital
Requirements Rewards Unlocked
 * Get Hospital to Level 12
 * Staff Morale of 75%
 * Reputation of 75%
 * Cure 100 Patients
 * $50,000
 * K150
 * None

3 Star Hospital
Requirements Rewards Unlocked
 * Get Hospital to Level 16
 * Staff Morale of 90%
 * Reputation of 90%
 * Cure 200 Patients
 * $50,000
 * K200
 * None

Plot Information

 * Plot 2 - Price: $40,000, Size: 832m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 3 - Price: $45,000, Size: 900m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 4 - Price: $35,000, Size: 676m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 5 - Price: $30,000, Size: 580m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 6 - Price: $25,000, Size: 468m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 7 - Price: $30,000, Size: 616m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 8 - Price: $40,000, Size: 816m2, 16 days to build
 * Plot 9 - Price: $30,000, Size: 560m2, 16 days to build

Illnesses Encountered

 * Chromatherapy - Grey Anatomy
 * Clown Clinic - Jest Infection
 * De-Lux Clinic - Lightheadedness
 * DNA Lab - Denim Genes, Flumps, Jumbo DNA, Leopard Skin
 * Fracture Ward - Shattered
 * Head Office - Turtle Head
 * Injection Room - Mood Poisoning
 * Pharmacy - Bogwarts, Misery Guts
 * Psychiatry - Mock Star (Emergencies Only), Night Fever
 * Pans Lab - Pandemic
 * Pest Control - Animal Magnetism
 * Resolution Lab - 8-bitten
 * Shock Clinic - Shock Horror
 * Surgery - Floppy Discs, Heart Throb, Pipe Organs, Spinal Bap
 * Ward - Jazz Hand, Lazy Bones, Monobrow, Mucky Feet

Trivia
's savefile is named 909.