Visitors

Patients
The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. They will need to undergo a full course of Diagnosis and Treatment before being discharged - if they survive!

Emergency and VIP Patients
A special type of patient will be heralded by a letter in the player's inbox. There are two types of such emergencies.

Mostly, these will consist of a set number of patients with a particular illness, all of whom will arrive upon the player accepting the case (although refusal is an option if the player does not have the means to cope with it). They will be fully diagnosed upon arrival, and as such, will proceed straight to the appropriate treatment room.

In Lower Bullocks and Pebberley Reef, another type of emergency will occur. In this case, the letter will offer the player a single VIP patient, who will require the full diagnosis before treatment.

In both cases, the patients in question will have a blue-and-red flashing emergency light above their head, and have their name suffixed with "(VIP)". Each emergency will have a set of rewards based upon the number of successful treatments.

VIP Visitors
Each hospital has a roster of VIP Visitors that may visit in order to conduct an inspection. A letter will arrive in the player's inbox, announcing their intentions. Unlike Staff Objectives or Emergencies, which can be safely filed away for later, VIPs will not wait, and will take silence as consent. In some cases, the visit may be refused; others, such as Henry Jobsworth, will arrive whether the player is ready or not.

Marked by the three-pointed crown icon above their head, the VIPs will stroll around the hospital, visiting between three and six rooms, while also inspecting the Corridors and talking to Staff and Patients along the way. Each VIP will have their own areas of focus, such as the environment itself, patient care, staff wellbeing and so on. They will also have a set of rooms they prefer to visit, if available. These are all specified on each VIP's page.

Having judged the hospital by their preferred criteria, the VIP will then leave the hospital, upon which the player will receive another letter, this time with the results of the assessment. If they are pleased, the player will receive rewards. If not, they will instead reduce the hospital's reputation, or occasionally impose a monetary fine.

List of VIP Visitors
 A Health Inspector from the Two Point County Board of Health and Safety. Visits:  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals • $\pi$ All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Hogsport • Lower Bullocks • Mitton University • Flemington

Sally Figblanket - Radio Reporter
Sally Figblanket is a reporter for Two Point Radio, who frequents the player's hospitals in the first seven worlds of the game, in hope of tracking down interesting stories. Visits:  Lower Bullocks • Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Swelbard • π Topless Mountain •  Lower Bullocks •  Mitton University

Notifications: Two Point Radio reporter Sally Figblanket is interested in visiting the hospital. What shall we say? Click to see more: Audio, and part-time-visual, journalist Sally Figblanket has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of an exposé she's putting together about queuing. It sounds terrible, but it could be an opportunity for some good press if she's impressed whilst she's here. Two Point Radio's resident person-that-isn't-often-there-because-they're-a-reporter Sally Figblanket has requested a "press-pass" to come and visit the hospital. We definitely don't have anything like that, but some publicity could be good for us. Go-getting lead follower, Sally Figblanket, correspondent for Two Point Radio, has asked if she can visit the hospital as part of a series she's doing on the healthcare in the County. Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, has been in touch asking if there's anything news worthy in the hospital. This could be a good opportunity to trick her into coming here for some press and, who knows, maybe she'll find something. Sally Figblanket, reporter for Two Point Radio, is asking to visit the hospital. I'm not sure what she'd be looking for, but it could lead to some publicity. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating mysterious smells coming from Merrydung farm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating a high pitched wailing sound coming from One Eyed Wallace. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating claims of cream-pie poisoning at the Cirque du Parfait. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of a singing Yeti. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area polling students from Mitton University on their most and least favourite professors. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports that Holistix are selling 0.1% Potato Water that doesn't contain any potatoes, nor possess any of their curative potato powers. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering a story in Duckworth-Upon-Bilge where a resident claims to have found a new shade of beige. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of fluorescent puddles around Bungle's headquarters. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports that the townspeople of Smogley have lost their town hall after a flash filth-storm. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of ominous and amelodic chanting coming from the Orb Foundation's headquarters. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of rampant beachball theft in Sweaty Palms. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering this year's salmon festival in Grockle Bay. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area investigating reports of maniacal laughter coming from Jumbo headquarters. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering whatever sport it is they play at The Sloop. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area covering the opening of Pelican Wharf's new underground, boutique goat's milk emporium. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area in investigating reports of peculiar, yellow snow. She's asked to stop by so she can ask our patients and staff if they know anything about it. It could be a good opportunity to get some publicity. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area due to claims that a band of rag-tag Moose are tricking climbers out of their much-needed supplies. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area, covering the annual Two Point County Toboggan Championship. She's asked if she can stop by to do a story on the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area after "an anonymous butler" lodged a complaint about their boss and, after following that up, wants to come and see the hospital whilst she's here. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area doing "another story about the Pebberley Frog Sanctuary". She's asked if she can hide from the frogs by coming to the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Reporter for Two Point Radio, Sally Figblanket is in the area trying to get an interview with Wiggy Silverbottom about "whatever it is he's trying to do on this trip". She's asked if she can come and see if he's at the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?

Tabitha Windsock - Mayor
Tabitha Windsock is the Mayor of Two Point County, and will visit the player's hospitals thereout, except in World 11, perhaps as this would take her to periods of Two Point County's past and future where she is not in charge. She is the player's correspondent throughout the hospitals of World 9, but only attends in person at Windsock, her namesake eco-city. Visits:  Flottering • Flemington • Smogley • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Blighton • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle •  Camouflage Falls •  Windsock •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  Lower Bullocks

Notifications: Mayor Tabitha Windsock is insisting on visiting the hospital. We'll need to keep the place tidy! Click to see more: Mayor Tabitha Windsock is sick of no-one recognising her, so her team have asked if she could make an official visit to the hospital to increase her notoriety. I'm not sure what she looks like either, but she is the Mayor. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has found herself mallet-deep in scandal after a report suggested she'd spent 64% of her term playing croquet. Her team have asked if she could visit the hospital to create the impression that she does something. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is campaigning for the bi-annual-semi-regional-chamber elections next quarter, her team have asked if she can make an appearance in the hospital. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is making a series of appearances to accompany the launch of the "Making All Things Better" initiative. Her team have asked if we'd like to host one of her appearances. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is travelling the "Bad Things are Bad" initiative around the County, and her team have asked if we'd like to be our region's stop. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is refuting the claim that all of her initiatives contain the word "Thing" with the "That's Not My Thing" initiative. It's really unclear what it's about, if anything, beyond that, but her team have asked if we'd like to host a visit. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has recently turned her attention to healthcare in the County, saying: "It's important that sick people get better." Her team have asked if she could make an official visit to the hospital so she can be seen putting taxpayer money where her mouth is. Mayor Tabitha Windsock has an important decision coming on the future of medical funding in the county. Her team have asked if she could make a visit to the hospital to see what exactly healthcare is and why it might be important. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is doing the political rounds around the County. Her team have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her tour. Mayor Tabitha Windsock is making a series of visits to help her electorate put a face to a name/name to a face. Her team have asked if we'd like to be one of the venues for this important name-face association. Mayor Tabitha Windsock would like to come and visit the people of the Pointy Mountains. Her office mentioned that reports that the Mayor "only recently remembered that mountain people can vote too" are "ridiculous slander". If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been under fire from the Two Point press recently, for all the things she's been doing and not doing. Her office have asked if we could host her for a visit, but note that she is in no way "hiding", as the Daily Sneer suggests. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock is touring the County, and has asked to visit the hospital on a stop planned in the area, her office added that that rumours that this stop was booked "by mistake" have no basis in truth, reality or general existence. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. Don't worry, she won't be told anything about it, she'll just wander around nodding for a bit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. Lucky for us, because she assumes that she should already know everything, she doesn't ask many questions. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think? Mayor Tabitha Windsock has been scheduled to visit the base. It's been deemed "in the County's best interest" for her to be somewhere "without cameras" for a while. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation. What do you think?

Tarquin Foxbridge - Health Minister
Tarquin Foxbridge is the Health Minister for Two Point County. As well as writing all the player's Star Objective letters, Foxbridge will visit the players hospitals throughout the base game, with the exception of the seaside-based World 4. He will also attend the emergency hospitals of World 12. Visits:  Flottering • Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  All Hospitals

Notifications: Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge would like to visit the hospital. We should probably comply. Click to see more: Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll vising the hospital soon. He looks forward to seeing how much money we're making and judging us accordingly. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He also reminds us that wasting valuable profits on patient comfort and well-being will not be looked on kindly. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He states that he hopes to see new and cutting edge money-making technology at work. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that he looks forward to seeing a hospital that can stand on its own two feet. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He hopes we remember that we are a business first and a hospital second. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has notified us that he'll be making an official visit in the near future. Mr Foxbridge is in charge of all the money, so, no pressure. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has let us know that he'll be coming to the hospital for an inspection. He goes on to say that low standards, excuses and a lack of money will not be tolerated. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be stopping by to check on our progress. He wished us luck and attached an audio file of -what I assume is his own - laughter. Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has informed us that he'll be visiting the hospital soon. He adds that we better be making some money unlike that "freebie hippie cesspit". Health Minister Tarquin Foxbridge has told us that he'll be making a visit to check on our progress. He says that he hopes we can prove his point for him, and alludes to significant rewards.

Roderick Cushion - Famous Actor
Roderick Cushion is Two Point County's most famous actor, primarily known for the "Brisk and Livid" film series. He will visit the player's hospitals in each world from World 2 onwards, often to escape the pressures of public life, or to seem more down-to-earth than he really is. The TV Studio-based hospital, Plywood Studios, will feature a special appearance by Cushion, in which he will serve as a Doctor in the player's staff, rather than a visitor. Visits:  Flemington • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • Roquefort Castle • π All Hospitals •  Chasm 24 •  Old Newpoint •  Mudbury Festival • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Mitton University • Flemington

Notifications: Famous actor Roderick Cushion, star of the Perilous Spandex films, is interested in visiting the hospital. Shall we invite him in? Click to see more: Film star, and Zeppelin owner, Roderick Cushion is looking for some positive press after a recent scandal. His agents have asked if he could come to the hospital to 'play nice' with some sick people. Film star, and former child folk music performer, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an adaptation of the bestselling psychological thriller and all-around page turner "Get away from those children, those are my children!". His agents have asked if we're interested in hosting him for a visit for some mutual publicity. Film star, and Roach Burger shareholder, Roderick Cushion is in the area doing Q&A screenings of his latest project "Unstoppable Nightmare Cardigan". His agents have said that they're struggling to sell tickets, so have asked if we'd like to host Roderick for some press. Film star, and Two Point Radio listener, Roderick Cushion has just released the latest instalment in the Brisk and Livid series "My Way Code". His agents have asked if we'd be interested in hosting him for some publicity. Film star, and self-proclaimed philanthropist, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming the next instalment of the Cecil Fulcrum series "Pivot Point". His agents are lining up some publicity for him and have asked if we'd be interested in having him in for a visit. Film star, and person from those DVDs, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming "Tales of a Pointy Mountain Goat". His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a promotional visit, and have assured us that none of the goats will be joining him. Film star, and face for hire, Roderick Cushion is currently staying in his Flemington based mansion trying to write his memoirs. He'd like some fresh air, though, so his agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and onion pickler, Roderick Cushion is in the area receiving an honorary doctorate from Mitton University for contributions to things that get watched. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit whilst he's here. Film star, and walking headline, Roderick Cushion is in the area taking some time off and planning his 'next move' from his underground ranch near Smogley. He's going stir crazy and needs some sunlight, so his agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and notable rich person, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming the much anticipated "Squarejaw and Bippy 3: The race to Kevin's bounty". His agents have said that he'd like to come to see the hospital since there isn't much else of interest in the area, which isn't a great start, admittedly. Film star, and baboon enthusiast, Roderick Cushion is in the area after visiting Bungle Headquarters to check on an investment he made on a design for "rocket-propelled shoehorns". It hasn't gone well, and now he'd like to meet some fans to make him feel better. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and high ranking member of The Orb Foundation, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a new season of the game show "Mag-ma, you're it!". His agents have said that Roderick wants to see one of the hospitals that the contestants get sent to after they've fallen into the volcano. Film star, and ambassador for Cheesy Gubbins, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a pilot he's written called "Riderock Pillow: Handsome Genius Man". Apparently he'd like to talk to some regular people about the show, and himself, and his agents have asked if we'd be willing to host him at the hospital. Film star, and biscuit dipper, Roderick Cushion is on holiday in his Sweaty Palms beach palace and wants to take a break from the pool to keep DVD sales ticking over. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for some publicity. Film star, and pop-culture juggernaut, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an advert for Jumbo's new line of executive gold-plated office slippers. He's looking to promote his next film, so his agents have asked if want to host him for a visit. Film star, and poster-person for self-doubt, Roderick Cushion is concerned that people are forgetting who he is, so his agents are looking at opportunities for exposure (although, I'm assured he'll be fully clothed). He's a bit delicate at the moment, but could make it over soon if we wanted to accept. Film star, and man-about-County, Roderick Cushion is in the area after buying a high-rise penthouse flat. He's not enjoying the height, though, and would like to come down. His agents have asked if we'd like to host him for a visit. Film star, and gravity-sceptic, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to get some space and find himself after he/it disappeared during a long stint on set. He'd like to see some other faces after getting lost in a mirror, so his agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and ally to the mole-people, Roderick Cushion is in the area for undisclosed tax purposes. His agents say that he's feeling "morally dirty", and have asked whether we'd host him for a visit to get him feeling nice and ethically upstanding, again. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and flamingo owner, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming a remake of the classic "Snowbody Knows, Snowbody Cares". Filming has been going on a bit, and he's now very cold. His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit so that he can thaw out. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and diner of one, Roderick Cushion is staying in his secret, island mansion and has become a little lonely. He'd like to visit and spend some time with other people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and frequent flyer, Roderick Cushion is in the area looking at locations to film an unnamed and undeveloped project, and now he's trying to cobble together an itinerary to justify the trip. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and inferior designer, Roderick Cushion is working on a set for his private, coastal theatre but has "forgotten what places look like". His agent has asked if he could come to the hospital for some points of reference. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and part-time actual spy, Roderick Cushion is in the area to collect what he left here on his last visit. He wants to look around the hospital in case it made it here, somehow. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and protector of County security, Roderick Cushion is in the area pitching sit-coms ideas to his alien backers. His agents have requested a visit, so that he can say "I have somewhere to be" as leverage. nIf he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and friend of the galaxy, Roderick Cushion is in the area to check in on his secret researcher friends. He wants to "swing by" and see how we're getting on. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and make pretend farmhand, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming Slurry Up And Do It. He's just got the last of the muck off of him and now he wants to be somewhere "less muddy than that field". His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit? If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and swiller of liquids, Roderick Cushion is in the area checking on his peach farm. This year's peach juice doesn't have that weird smell like last year, so he's feeling good and wants to brag about it. His agents have asked if we'd host him for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and one-man compost machine, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to be associated with Mayor Windsock's green initiative. His agents have asked if he can come to the hospital and talk at people. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and TV's favourite doctor, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming an episode of "Back Wards". His agents have asked if we'll let him run around in the fields to stretch his legs. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and occasional calorie counter, Roderick Cushion is in the area trying to find the VIP section. His agents have asked if we'll distract him by showing him around the hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and novice bird-watcher, Roderick Cushion is in the area after donating a bronze chaffinch to the Mudbury Hawk Sanctuary. His agents have asked if we can get him into the festival for free, despite his vast, ever-growing wealth. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and soulful beard-haver, Roderick Cushion has been cast in an outrageous period drama. He didn't ask which period, exactly, but he would like the visit our hospital anyway so that he can "go method". If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and popular caricature subject, Roderick Cushion is growing tired of life in the spotlight and would like to visit our hospital where, he hopes, nobody will recognise him. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and autograph speed record holder, Roderick Cushion is filming for the celebrity genealogy series "Do You Know Who I Am?", and believes visiting your hospital will save him a lot of needless bother in public libraries. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and professional Roderick Cushion lookalike, Roderick Cushion is in the area filming his latest starring role, "Musical! The Musical". He's free at the moment while his singing voice performer and body double are recording all the songs, and would like to kill time by visiting us. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and Unofficial Roderick Cushion Fanclub president, Roderick Cushion is in the area promoting his forthcoming sequel autobiography, "Whoopee, Cushion". Not much has happened to him since his last autobiography, so he hopes to gather some anecdotes at our hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think? Film star, and "stunt delegator", Roderick Cushion is in the area for his appearance on the hit reality show "Celebrities Near Palm Trees". The weather is not cooperating, so he has a lot of free time and would like to visit the hospital. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and he might even make a donation. What do you think?

Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey - Pop Star
Jasmine Odyssey is the best-known musical artist in Two Point County. She will visit the player's hospitals in every world from World 2 onwards, and even play the stage in Mudbury Festival. In addition, the first time a hospital passes one of her inspections with top marks, she will gift the Foundation with the Jasmine Odyssey Photo. Visits:  Flemington • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Croquembouche •  Roquefort Castle • π All Hospitals •  Goldpan •  Windsock •  Plywood Studios • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest) •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Flemington

Notifications: We've been contacted by the agent of a local celebrity who is interested in visiting the hospital. Her name is Jasmine "Jazz" Odyssey. She's a pop star or something like that. God knows. Apparently the kids view her as some kind of musical deity. Could give us some good publicity. Shall we accept the visit? Click to see more: Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off her hit single "Nice Smelling Face", is touring the County promoting her revolutionary all-singles album "Salivation". Her representatives have asked if we'd like to be a stop on her Countywide tour. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off the smash hit "Ain't No Feeling Like the Feeling I Feel (When I'm Feeling Feelings)" is touring the County signing anything people are willing to thrust at her. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey just released another County-changing single "Sleeping in the Night-Time". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit to accompany the release. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is making a series of appearances to support the film about her record setting album, "Salivation". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host one of the visits in the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting the launch of her first fragrance (and bug spray) "Jasmine". Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for some publicity. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey was recently involved in a scandal when the Two Point Squabbler released pictures of the Flemington-based mansion where her cat lives. Her agent is looking for some press to make her seem grounded, so they've asked if we'd consider hosting her at the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey has a title for her next single "Playing Doctor"(I didn't know that's how it worked), and is looking to do some background research on who Doctors are and how exactly they play. Her agents have asked if we could host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area visiting her favourite professors from Mitton University, where, before being famous, she learnt some things. Her agents have asked if she could visit the hospital, as she'd like to brush up on her Pharmacology. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting her newest single "When We're Together (and No-one Else is There)" and she's looking to celebrate by walking around some normal people and thinking about how special she is. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey recently released another single, "A Name is Just What Something's Called", and is looking to show off her very slightly altered 'new look' in public. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after singing at a private birthday party for her close friend, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for some publicity, whilst she's here. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, fresh off her provocative and, some say, nonsensical track "Not Actually Music", is looking for opportunities to meet her fans. Apparently she dreamt that our hospital was the perfect spot, so her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area filming a music video for her upcoming single "Oh no, not again". Her agents have asked if she could come to the hospital as part of, what they called, the "pre-release buzz". Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area after filming the music video for her latest single, "Fish Whispers", near Sweaty Palms. Her agents have asked if she could come to do some publicity for it at the hospital. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area doing research for her new single "On the 84th Floor" by going to all the buildings in Croquembouche that have an 84th floor. Her agents have asked if we'd be interested in hosting her for some publicity. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area after visiting her 'Idea-Lab' in Pelican Wharf where they're finishing up a high-tech 2-in-1 drum/coffee machine. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit so she could tell people about it. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey, is in the area for the Two Point Music Awards, where her record selling album "Salivation" is expected to win every award after no other songs. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for visit before the big night. Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area filming a, perhaps overly literal, video for her latest single "Get to the Point (and Say Summit)", but hasn't seen any locals in three days and is starting to feel lonely. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area promoting the release of the Pointy Mountain edition of her hit album "Salivation", including the bonus track "Hairballs & Hat Stands", featuring local yeti-starlet Wilma Bluefir. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey in the area after hosting a party in her Pointy Mountain lodge for the 'anyone who's anything and also quite young' crowd of Two Point County. She's feeling a bit delicate, and thinks a hospital might be best place for her right now. Her agents have asked we'd like to host her for a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area presenting a novelty cheque to the Pebberley Frog Sanctuary. Her agents have said that they're trying to fit as much goodwill into the trip as possible, and wondered if we'd like to host her at the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a remixed version of her single "Fish Whispers" with audio from the island's rare breed of Muttering Fish. Her agents have asked if she could visit the hospital for some "ordinary time", as it's all become a bit ridiculous for her. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area for an exclusive pop-up concert. She needs something to do, before she plays to those lucky 34 fans, and her agents have asked if she can come and see the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a video for her new single "One Hose Town". Her agents have asked if she can visit, as she wants to get out of the sun for a bit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after going on a private tour of the Goldpan Crash Site. After hearing all of the ludicrous conjecture, she'd like to go somewhere sensible for a bit, her agents suggested the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area looking for land to build something called "Jasmine World". She'd like to visit the hospital as evidence that things can be built here. Her agents have requested a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area, deciding where to put the stage for her upcoming concert. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area sampling yoghurt with some friends. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area to conduct the ceremonial first voyage of a new monorail train. Her agents have asked if we'd like to host her for a visit? If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area buying up large parts of the Arts District. Her agents have asked if we'd let her look around Plywood while she's at it. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area recording a music video for her latest single "Lights, Cameras, Fractions" and her agents have asked if she can stop by to take a break and use the toilet. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area visiting an unnamed friend in an unnamed location. Her agents have asked if she can come for a visit and remind us not to speak to her unless we're spoken to. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is promoting her rhetorical anthem "Why Won't You Ask Me Why?". Her agents have requested we invite her to make an appearance in our famous time travelling hospital. As for why exactly, we didn't ask. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is soon to be self-directing the video for her upcoming single "Love You Like A Metaphor", and is scouting locations across time and space to help convey whatever that means. Her agents have asked whether we can accommodate a visit. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is working on her autobiography, "Jasmine Odyssey: The Odyssey of Jasmine by Jasmine Odyssey". Her agents have asked that she visit our anachronistic hospital so she has a good story to include. mIf she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area on tour promoting her latest album, "Lost Keys". Her agents have suggested we host her for a visit, as she's sure this is the last place she saw them. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area after the exclusive private island music festival she was due to appear at was cancelled at short notice. She hopes we can offer better sandwiches. If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think? Popstar Jasmine Odyssey is in the area while her tour bus is being dug out of the snow. Her agents suggest she visits the hospital because "this tour is already expensive enough, and it's cheaper than a hotel". If she's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and she might even make a donation. What do you think?

Augustus Lavender - CEO of Holistix
Augustus Lavender is the CEO of Holistix, an alternative medicine organisation. He will visit the player's hospitals in World 2 and World 5. In addition, he plays a large role in the Off the Grid DLC, where Holistix will help fund the player's hospital in Wanderoff, and in the Speedy Recovery DLC, where Holistix will compete with the player for emergency patients.

On his trips through the player's hospitals, Lavender will frequently vomit onto the floor, and poison plants he encounters, making himself a nuisance to Janitors. Visits:  Mitton University • Tumble • Flemington • Croquembouche •  Wanderoff •  Ailing • Pointy Pass

Notifications: Augustus Lavender, the boss of Holistix Environmental Medicine & Pharmaceuticals, is coming to visit. He said any rivalry between our companies should be forgotten, and he just wants to come and spread peace and love. Not really sure what that means. Let's keep an eye on him. Click to see more: Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. They recently released a new line of 'mood cleansers', so those are sure to make an appearance. Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. Apparently he intends to warn our patients that the medicine we provide is "made-up". Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. He can get a bit lively due to the high amount of borage in his diet. Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. Say what you like about the guy, he does smell good. Rival executive, and CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. You may see him drawing rough sketches of our equipment to burn, later, in 'bad luck rituals'. CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. He wants to see how we're getting on and chat to some likeminded herb-chewers. CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. He needs to lie low for a while because a group of employees, who weren't thrilled with receiving a "homeopathic bonus", have set up camp outside of his house, complete with pitchforks and burning effigy. CEO of Holistix, Augustus Lavender will be coming to the hospital, soon. He's in the area to check on the mushroom harvest for the company's new "Fungal Foot Cream".

Sophie Nova - CEO of Bungle Technologies
Sophie Nova is the CEO of Bungle Technologies, a high-tech company with a medical subsidiary. Bungle is very cooperative with the player's foundation, helping to obtain machine upgrades, and allowing access to The Superbug Initiative and R.E.M.I. X. Unlike other VIPs, Nova will reward the player with Research Points. Visits:  Smogley • Melt Downs • Duckworth-upon-Bilge • Pelican Wharf • Croquembouche •  Swelbard •  Ailing • Betts Shore • π Overgrowth

Notifications: Sophie Nova, CEO of Bungle Technologies, is coming to visit. She would love for us to be able to share knowledge to help make advances in medical science. Bungle Healthcare have made some interesting technological and pharmaceutical discoveries recently. This could be an interesting opportunity if we can demonstrate our advances in research. Click to see more: Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She adds that she has inventor's block after releasing the 5th generation of Bungle's patented automated pancake maker. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She says that's she's looking for some new ideas after the release of the tiny aquarium butler. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She went on to ask how we calibrate our cure machines, before deciding she didn't want to know because she "wants it to be a surprise". Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She said that Bungle Medi-Tech hospitals have been experiencing some inefficiencies, and she needs a fresh perspective. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She says that her grandfather was a founding member of the Institute and she looks forward to seeing what state the place is in. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She says that she often visited the Institute when she was little, and it's a big reason why she went into research. She's looking forward to visiting again. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She says that she still has family in town, and for the purpose of efficiency it's wonderful to be able to combine family and work in one trip. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She was taking samples from a local swamp and wants to see what we're up to. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She was looking at some data in her "data hut" and fancies a wander. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department. Rival executive, and CEO of Bungle, Sophie Nova has informed us that she'll be visiting the hospital, for inspiration, soon. She's become sick of talking to frogs and would like to talk to some people instead. If she's impressed with the hospital, she might share some information that could help our research department.

Agatha Sphere - The Orb Foundation
Agatha Sphere is the CEO of the Orb Foundation, a religious cult based in Two Point County. She will visit the player's hospitals in World 4 and World 5, as well as the Speedy Recovery DLC. She can drain the happiness from anyone she encounters, Patients and Staff alike, often causing them to leave the hospital. Visits:  Grockle Bay • Sweaty Palms • Blighton • Croquembouche •  Betts Shore

Notifications: Agatha Sphere, Supreme Leader of The Orb Foundation, is coming to visit. She wants to have an open discussion on our relationship with their subsidiary Orb Medical. It all sounded very convincing, no hint of brainwashing, I honestly think this is a fantastic opportunity. So I invited her immediately. Also, just FYI, I think I love her now. Click to see more: Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. It's not often she makes appearances, so we should feel honoured, I suppose... Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. Don't look directly into her eyes, trust me. Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. I'm suspicious of anyone who promotes the wearing of sandals, and she is no exception. Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. She intends to take some of our patients and put them in comfortable robes. If that's not evil, I'm not sure what is. Rival executive, and CEO of The Orb Foundation, Agatha Sphere will be visiting the hospital, soon. I feel confused already... I need to lie down.

Jumbo McNally - CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp
Jumbo McNally is the founder and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, and the player's most dangerous rival. He will visit hospitals in World 5, as well as the Bigfoot, Pebberley Island and Speedy Recovery DLCs.

A natural troublemaker, McNally will drop litter on the floor throughout, as well as causing a 10% happiness drop in anyone he meets. He can clog a regular Toilet Cubicle instantly (although not the gold or retro variants), and worst of all, damage machines by reducing their maintenance gauge by 50%. If the gauge was already low, this can cause the machine to catch fire, or instantly explode. Visits:  Pelican Wharf • Rotting Hill • Croquembouche •  Underlook Hotel • π Pebberley Reef •  Pointy Pass •  Flemington

Notifications: Jumbo McNally, CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, is reportedly on his way to visit. He wants to discuss a possible merger with Jumbo Healthcare Inc. Let's keep an eye on him. He's notoriously short tempered when it comes to business. Click to see more: Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. Oh dear. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. We should probably warn the janitorial staff. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. My sources seem to suggest that this isn't good news. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. It might mean that he's sick, but I doubt it. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. We should probably bolt down anything we'd like to keep. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. There were reports in the Daily Sneer recently that Mr McNally was hoping to buy the Underlook Hotel and turn it into a detention centre for the Moose of the region, which he's said to despise. I'd imagine that he'll want to see us doing badly, so the owner is forced to sell. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. It's thought that Mr McNally is waiting for the region's economy to collapse entirely before arriving with all things Jumbo and establishing a uniform monopoly over everything everyone needs. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. Mr McNally went to school with the owner of the Hotel and, due to a decade-old feud over the last slice of a squid pie, has long vowed to see his downfall. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. Our sources suggest that he's "had a big, holiday lunch" and now feels like causing some trouble. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. It's understood that he wants to do this brief bit of business, so he can claim the entire trip as an expense. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy. Rival executive, and CEO of Jumbo Mega Corp, Jumbo McNally is, apparently, on his way to the hospital. He's supposed to have flown straight here after being overcome with anger when he remembered our rate of expansion. We should be prepared for the most sophisticated forms of cruelty and sabotage that money can buy.

Bartholomew F. Yeti - Author & Advocate for Bigfoot Foundation
Bartholomew F. Yeti is the wise and cultured patron and advocate of the Bigfoot Foundation. He will visit the player's hospitals throughout the Bigfoot DLC, as well as Fitzpocket Academy. Visits:  All Hospitals •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

Notifications: Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti has been editing a friend's work, but got carried away and now realises that he hasn't spoken out loud in several days. He's asked if can come and see how we're getting on, partly to break his involuntary silence. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think? Click to see more: Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti is working on a play for the Pointy Mountain Theatre and Badminton Company, and wants to test out some of the dialogue on real, breathing people. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think? Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti is in the area talking to students at a local primary school about his children's classics, such as "The Grunch" and "The Bindlewaaf That Lost Its Scarf". He's asked if he could come for a visit, whilst he's here. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think? Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti is curious to know how we're getting on with supporting the Underlook Hotel. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think? Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti wants to know how we're getting on in Swelbard. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think? Author, and advocate for the Bigfoot Foundation, Bartholomew F. Yeti has asked how we're getting on trying to run a hospital in Roquefort Castle. He's asked if he could come for a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive a donation from the Bigfoot Foundation. What do you think?

Wiggy Silverbottom - Moneybags
Wiggy Silverbottom is an eccentric millionaire who first comes to prominence in the realm of Two Point County through his quest for the Fountain of Youth on Pebberley Island. He will appear in all three hospitals in World 7, as well as Fitzpocket Academy. Visits:  π All Hospitals • Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

Notifications: Giles the butler has asked us to invite Wiggy Silverbottom to the hospital for an "important visit", so that he can have a break from Wiggy. I'm not really sure what he's talking about, but it might still be a good idea. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think? Click to see more: Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom is bored and wants to kill some time in a sterile environment, his butler has asked if we'll "entertain" him on a visit. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think? Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom wants to browse our equipment before deciding which superfluous treatment he should undergo next. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think? Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom is concerned that he caught something while relaxing in his beachfront residence and wants to come and look at some medical equipment to soothe himself. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think? Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom wants to know how the search is going in the jungle and has plucked up the courage to come and see first-hand. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think? Self-proclaimed explorer, and founder of this hospital, Wiggy Silverbottom has freaked himself out thinking about the ocean and would like to spend some time well above sea-level. If he's impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and we might even receive an investment. What do you think?

Charlatene Fishwrapper - Undercover Journalist
Charlatene Fishwrapper is a mysterious figure who serves as the player's correspondent and hospital inspector throughout the Close Encounters DLC. Speaking in peculiar English and appearing with a headscarf and large sunglasses, very little can ascertained about her true nature. Except that it's as obvious as the nose on her face. Visits:  All Hospitals •  Fitzpocket Academy (as Zara's Guest)

Notifications: Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper has come up with a plausible alibi and is on her way here. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler. Click to see more: Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper needs to hide from her editor for a while, so she's on her way to the hospital. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler. Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper recently bought new snooping gear and wants to test some of it out. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler. Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper is visiting Goldpan to check on our operation. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler. Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper is planning on sneaking by security, and into the base, to gather information. If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler. Journalist for the Two Point Squabbler, Charlatene Fishwrapper wants to try and visit the hospital in the name of "a loose press". If she's impressed with the hospital she'll think that the operation is going well, and we might even receive a bonus from the Two Point Squabbler.

Flanolin Onionsack - Department of Green Things
Flanolin Onionsack is an inspector from the Two Point County Department of Green Things, who will pore over the player's hospitals in the Off The Grid DLC. Loving nothing more than rummaging around in bins looking for plastic straws, he will focus entirely on a hospital's carbon footprint, particularly its use of Self-Sustaining equipment.

Onionsack would seem to be the only DLC-exclusive visitor (as of the release of Culture Shock) who is not friends with Zara Fitzpocket, given that he is not invited to Fitzpocket Academy as one of her guests. Instead, Tabitha Windsock represents the County's green initative. Visits:  All Hospitals

Notifications: Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. They say that they're looking forward to getting out of HQ, which is, apparently, a little part of the Mayor's office that she's cordoned off with cardboard boxes. Click to see more: Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. They seemed really stressed... hopefully they're happy with the hospital, for their sake more than ours. Someone from the Department of Green Things will be coming to the hospital to conduct an Eco Rating, soon. Apparently there's a big debate coming up soon and a good rating would really help out the mayor. I'm not sure what that's got to do with us, but they seemed pretty convinced.

Zara Fitzpocket - Artist
Zara Fitzpocket (yes, THOSE Fitzpockets) is one of Two Point County's most prominent artists. She will serve as the player's correspondent throughout the Culture Shock DLC, arriving to inspect all three hospitals. Clearly very well-connected, many of the County's most rich, famous and otherwise powerful residents will arrive at her family home at her invitation. Visits:  All Hospitals

Notifications: Zara Fitzpocket is tired of watching paint dry, so she's on her way to the hospital for a visit. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation. Click to see more: Zara Fitzpocket is on her way to a salmon tasting but wants to pop in for a visit. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation. Zara Fitzpocket is in a mid-painting rut and wants to visit the hospital for a change of scenery. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation. Zara Fitzpocket has promised Roderick that she'll pay him a visit back stage. She's on her way to the hospital now. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation. Zara Fitzpocket is going to be stopping by the festival to take a quick photo and see how things are going. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation. Zara Fitzpocket is coming home for a fresh pair of socks. She says that she'll make an appearance at the hospital while she's home. If she's inspired by the hospital it'll help our reputation, and she might even make a donation.

Zara's Guests
Although these guests will assess the hospital by their usual criteria, they will not give their normal rewards. Instead, they will communicate their experience to Zara, who will summarise their feedback to the player as described below, with the rewards associated.

Notification: Zara has invited one of her famous friends to the hospital. We're not sure who it is, but they're on their way. If they're impressed with the hospital it could be good for our reputation, and they might even make a donation. What do you think?

Captain Yesterday - Time Traveller
Captain Yesterday is a time-travelling entrepreneur, creator of the Yesterizer, and natty dresser. He will serve as the player's correspondent for the A Stitch In Time DLC, inspecting all three hospitals. Visits:  All Hospitals

Notifications: Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday is filming a new Yesterizer commercial and is interested in visiting the hospital to gather some footage. If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think? Click to see more: Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday is taking a break from testing out the butterfly effect so he can visit the hospital and see how things are going. If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think? Inventor, entrepreneur, and time travel agent Captain Yesterday has just returned from his next but one visit to our hospital, and would like to visit our hospital as it is... now. Simple, right? If he likes what he sees, we'll appear on the shopping channel and he'll send us some additional funding. What do you think?

Gretchen Gearbox - Genius Mechanic


Although the Speedy Recovery DLC does feature a new VIP, she is not an inspector of any kind, instead serving as a member of staff, in the style of Doctor Roderick Cushion. The player's newest ally, Gretchen Gearbox is tasked with creating, upgrading and maintaining the ambulance fleet, as well as passing on her skills to Janitors through Staff Training. Works in:  All Hospitals

Guest Trainers
Guest Trainers can be deployed in order to teach new Qualifications that are not possessed by an existing member of staff, or simply if such a member of staff is needed elsewhere. For a fixed cost per session, plus an additional fee per student, they can be summoned to a Training room in order to conduct a lesson.

They are fixed characters, as opposed to hirable staff, and as such can only teach one course at a time. Between them, they cover all of the skills that exist in the game, with the exception of Vehicular Mechanics, which must be taught by Gretchen Gearbox.