Illnesses

Illness

Treatment Cost

Reputation

Cure Rate

Cures

Ineffective

Fatal

Rage Quit

Curing
Curing patients will enable you to not only make money, but will improve your hospitals reputation which in turn attracts more patients.

When a doctor or nurse treats a patient, their ability will influence the chance of success. Some illnesses are tougher than others.

Diagnosing and treating patients will keep money coming in and allow hospital expansion.

Death & Ghosts
Patients can die if a treatment fails, or if they are waiting too long and their health deteriorates. The hospital reputation will suffer as a result. There's also a chance the patient will return to haunt the hospital! If this happens, we'll need a Janitor with a Ghost Capture qualification.

Ectoplasm

Research allows the collection of extoplasm to be put in a jar and be reunited with their family.

Catching ghosts will enable you to increase research on illnesses.

Illnesses
Light Headedness - Patient's head has transformed into a light-bulb.
 * Treatment Cost - $10,000

- Originally called Bulbous Head

Mummification - Patient has transformed into into an Egyptian Mummy Previously named - Premature Mummification, Curse of the Mummy Grey Anatomy -  Originally named - Chromes Disease
 * Treatment Cost - $
 * Treatment Cost - $

Hurty Leg -  Grout - 
 * Treatment Cost - $
 * Treatment Cost - $6,000
 * Grout is frequently transmitted in bathrooms, and modern medication is effective, unlike earlier times, when it had to be dug out painfully with a screwdriver.
 * Requires at least a Pharmacy for treatment.

Turtle Head -  Jest Infection - 
 * Treatment Cost - $

Runnerup Information - Humourroids, Joking Hazard, Clownstipation

Previous name idea - Mime Disease

Originally named - Clown Complex Lycantrophy -  Portishead -  Monobrow -  Bed Face -  Verbal Diarrhoea -  Clamp -  Cubism - Weak Bladder Pandemic -
 * Treatment Cost - $10,000
 * Treatment Cost - $8,000
 * Once thought to be extinct, lycantrophy is making a comeback in dangerous forests across the land. Sufferers get it from direct exposure to light from the full moon, or possibly from door handles. Research is ongoing to discover which.
 * Treatment Cost - $7,500
 * Treatment Cost - $
 * Extreme hair growth, caused by excessive consumption of both highbrow and lowbrow entertainment. The monobrow must be carefully removed and placed in a secure container to prevent it from escaping.
 * Treatment Cost - $5,000
 * Treatment Cost - $5,000
 * The disease people can't stop talking about, Verbal Diarrhoea spreads fast and can be heard for miles.
 * Treatment Cost - $7,000
 * Once this grips a patient it doesn't let go. Afflicts many living statues and selfie-taking chumps.
 * Treatment Cost - $
 * Treatment Cost - $7,500

Somnambulance - Mock Star -
 * Day dreaming gone bad. Requires a Ward.
 * Treatment Cost - $5,000

8-Bitten - Patient has lost their resolution.

Unconfirmed

 * Animal Magnetism - Animals are stuck to the patient.
 * Night Fever