Visitors

Patients
The majority of visitors to the hospitals will be standard patients. For in-depth details of Peepology see, Patients.

VIP Patients

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A type of VIP patient. They arrive with flashing lights above their heads and will all have the same illness.

You will be set a certain number of days to cure them all for a great bonus. If you fail, your hospital will take a reputation hit.

VIP Visitors
Eventually, VIPs will send you a letter, expressing their intention to visit your Hospital. Unlike Staff Challenges or Medical Challenges, which you can safely file away for when you are ready, VIPs will come whether you are ready or not. The VIP will walk around your hospital, inspecting Rooms and Items.

In game footage so far, VIPs are seen rummaging through Bins and walking from Room to Room, making a thumbs up sign. A progress bar indicates which Room the VIP will go to next and how long until they will leave the Hospital.

Different VIPs will have different preferences for what they want to see in your hospital.

After their visit, a VIP will send another letter, reporting their finding and rewarding you based on how well you've impressed them.

The VIP symbol is a three-point gold crown. This is marked on their letters and hovers over the heads when they visit.

Henry Jobsworth - Health Inspector
Henry Jobsworth is a Health Inspector from the Two Point County Board of Health and Safety, who will visit each and every hospital (barring two R.E.M.I. X editions). Visits:  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals • $\pi$ All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  All Hospitals •  Hogsport • Lower Bullocks • Mitton University • Flemington

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Guest Trainers
These are visitors you pay to come train your staff. They are fixed characters, meaning they always look the same and have the same character details.