Golden Gubbins

The Golden Gubbins is a decorative entertainment item, used for increasing hospital attractiveness, and reducing patients' boredom. It is a reward from Cheese on the Chalkboard, a local project available via The Superbug Initiative.

Appearance
A two-tiered plinth consisting of concentric circles of dark-over-light stone bears three curved orange puffy crisps arranged in a cascading fashion, all in a highly polished finish.

Function
A decorative entertainment item, the Golden Gubbins increases hospital attractiveness in a medium radius. Each interaction will reduce a patient's boredom by 20-25%.

Trivia
Let's be honest; they're Wotsits.