Traits

Traits are modifiers for your hospital Staff.

Positive

 * A natural mentor - Teacher - Whizzes through any syllabus. +50% Teaching Speed in Training.
 * Charming - Charming - Makes people happier when interacting with them.
 * Class Clown - Entertainer - Entertains people with their sweet dance moves.
 * Funny - Funny - Makes people laugh.
 * Green Fingers  - Green Fingers - Likes to water plants when idle.
 * Has magic healing hands - Healer - Increases the health of patients.
 * Has potential - Fast Learner - A quick learner that should develop quickly. +50% Learning Speed.
 * High Energy - Tireless - Works longer before needing a break.
 * Hygienic - Hygienic - Likes to stay clean and hygienic.
 * Inspiring - Inspiring - Inspires other people.
 * Likes to flirt -
 * Motivated - Motivated - Walks faster than normal speed. +20% Speed.
 * Positive - Positive - Happiness is higher than average. +10% Happiness.
 * Will work for peanuts - Cheap - Reduced salary expectations.

Negative

 * Cheese for brains - Stupid - A slow learner that will take some time to develop. -25% Learning Speed.
 * Dirty Habits - Dirty - Makes the hospital dirty.
 * Gets toilet rage - Toilet Rage - Gets angry when they need the toilet. -10% Happiness.
 * Grumpy - Grumpy - Happiness is lower than average. -10% Happiness.
 * Hangry - Hangry - Becomes nasty when hungry. -10% Happiness.
 * Has a dark side - Evil - Enjoys doing evil things. Reduces patient health upon interaction
 * Likes to Argue - Argumentative - Argues with other argumentative people.
 * Litterer - Litterer - Drops litter around the hospital.
 * Nasty - Nasty - Upsets other people.
 * Nausea inducing - Gross - Makes people feel sick.
 * Short Temper - Short Temper - Becomes nasty when unhappy.
 * Suffers from spontaneous bouts of snoozing - Sleepy - Will fall asleep, at random, every now and then.
 * Terribly dull - Boring - Makes people bored.
 * Tires easily - Lazy - Wants more frequent breaks.
 * Unhygienic - Unhygienic - Doesn't wash their hands.
 * Unmotivated - Unmotivated - Walks slower than normal speed. -20% Speed.
 * Wants more money - Expensive - High salary expectations.
 * Weak Bladder - Weak Bladder - Needs the toilet more often than most.
 * Vengeful -

Mixed

 * Thinks their life is a romcom - Romantic - Constantly falling in and out of love.
 * The boy next door - Heart-Throb - The target of unrequited idolization.
 * The girl next door - Heart-Throb - The target of unrequited idolizaiton.

Unsorted

 * Likes a lie down -
 * Needs peace and quiet -
 * Non-stick -
 * Appreciates the little things -
 * Suitably dexterous -

Flavour Traits
There are many traits in the game that actually serve no gameplay purpose unlike the others listed on this page, but serve only as a little flavour and fun when employing staff.

All 300+ have been listed for your viewing pleasure on the Flavour Text page.